Review of Annalise of Max's Angels, London

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Large, safe and anonymous hotel close to tube station and transport links.

Annalise has previously been described as "Amazonian", which I think is right; tall, not fat but certainly not waif-like either. She has a stunning face, which isn't done justice by the website photos.

I was looking forward to seeing Annalise very much - she looked amazing in her photos, and although there were only a few reviews they were all positive. This was the first time I had spent anything like ?250 to see an escort; it's a lot of money to me, and I was really treating myself.

When I arrived at the hotel Annalise apologised for the room being in a bit of a mess (clothes strewn over the place etc) and some empty cans of Fosters and Stella on the bedside cupboard. However, she was relaxed, friendly and chatty - not to mention gorgeous-looking - so I thought nothing of the room.

We had an initial chat to break the ice, and I expected that within a few minutes we'd be having some fun. However, Annalise spent a good 10 minutes messing around on her laptop, fiddling around with iTunes to put some music on, etc, as I sat on the bed chatting. Eventually she joined me, and we laid down next to each other (still with clothes on), but whenever I tried to get things going, such as starting to caress her gently or kiss, she just started chatting again, or got up to mess around with the laptop. Eventually she turned around and started to snog me - and I half wished she hadn't, because her breath stank of alcohol and cigarettes! I had some mints on me, and I ate one as an excuse to offer her one - but it didn't do much good, and in any case she topped up on one occasion by swigging from a can of beer on the bedside cabinet, which wasn't particularly classy.

Her BBBJ was good although she told me not to cum in her mouth (although Max's receptionist had said this was available) and she was very keen to get the sex over with. After a short break we went for round 2, which again I felt was rushed. And then, even though I still had 15 minutes to go, she got up, went to the bathroom, got fully dressed and sat down at the laptop again - it was obvious that things were over.

It was all a bit odd. I liked Annalise, I think we "clicked" socially and we were laughing and joking together, but she just wasn't interested in the sex. In retrospect I think she'd had a few too many cans of Stella during the day so was a bit "tired" - but that wasn't what I expected for ?250.