Review of Amy of Home Of London Escorts-Agency Barracuda, London

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Ground floor flat ... typical WG place ... very hot - weather, not her fault.

Very ordinary looking - very nice tits - much 'chunkier' looking than her pics.

Oh dear! I seem to be having a run of bad luck with my last few punts. :(

Amy is one of those girls who the photographer and photoshop have done wonders with. Really fancied her on the pics ... looks young, petite and cute.

She answered the door and at first I thought it was a different girl! She looked nothing like the pics. She is extremely ordinary looking and is a lot ... erm ... bigger than her pics suggested. I didn't fancy her at all and thought about leaving, but I had full sacks, so the devil took over and I stayed.

Big mistake!

No kissing ... no OWO ... didn't like me kissing her nipples (tickled apparently) ... constantly checked the condom, constantly wiped herself ... and me - not sure why, I hardly touched the fucker!

It was just very very crap.

We got undressed, I lay on the bed and she put a condom on my still totally flacid dick. She wouldn't touch me without the condom, let alone suck it. I eventually got hard by thinking about someone else and mounted her. She just lay there. After a while I started sweating ... wasn't working that hard, but it was very hot. She started wiping it up as I was shagging her. That was it ... bye bye hard-on.

She did let me lick her pussy ... to pass the time presumably.

I then pulled the johnny off and asked her to blow me ... nope. Handjob? ... only if I made sure none of it went on her!

This was a terrible terrible punt. Avoid.

She does have very nice tits though. :)