Review of Maria of Melissa's, Bristol

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As described by others. Clean but basis. Safe enough.

Maria is a decent looking girl. Coloured girl with nice black hair, lovely looking pair of breasts with largish black nipples. Decent enough figure. I rather liked her pink heeled shoes!

Disaster. I have been here on a number of occasions and usually things are fine. I know this is not a GFE place so wasn't expecting it, but in hindsight, perhaps that was what i was missing here. And it is cheap so usually straight in and then out. But, having stripped off Maria wanted me to reciprocate her pointing of a finger at me - bizarre. She then proceeded to get me to lie face down and rubbed her lovely breasts over my bottom. I turned over and she then rubbed them over my chest. Mr Floppy was going to have a problem here! I said I like my nipples licked and stroked. That didn't happen! I asked if I could suck her nipples - "Yes". But when I did I was told to stop! Then she said her breasts were sore. Obviously no touching here then. She then looked at Mr Floppy and said that isn't going to happen. I knew that! "Is it me?" She said. I had to say no because I didn't want to hurt her feelings, but quite honestly she was doing nothing for me. Dressed and out in 10 minutes! What a waste of time and ?30 (not much I admit) down the drain! Not even offered back to me! Still, something for her pension fund, I suppose. Sorry Maria - you weren't good enough, and I see that someone else felt that a few years ago!

The establishment writes:

Customer should have asked to speak with Melissa and he would have been given the info on which girl does the GFE, instead of going with Maria (x-model) and having a rubbish time, then leaving negative feedback. Each girl is different and they connect with some clients and some not, this customer being the NOT.. Maria is a very popular girl, with the right attitude and always willing to please. Melissa is always available to talk to regarding all issues and appreciates face to face or telephone feedback.

Melissa.