THE HOD THREAD

The one I would love to return most would be The Original Honey,posh tanned MILF,unbelievable oral ability.

Have seen Eden, Billie, Isabella, Sarah within the last month or so. Will try to review. All recommended. Also as per Confuscius trio review, it really should be done ;-)

Saw Lizzy yesterday, she was great as before. Dollar and Adrienne duo last night was just superb and saw the amazing Jamie this afternoon. New girl Maya absolutely fucked me stupid this morning and left me seeing stars. Can't recommend her highly enough.

The Joshua Tree Wrote:
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> You still here. Thought you'd have quit by now.
> You've been saying it for ages. Nothing wrong with
> Romanian girls if you do your homework. It's only
> the uneducated and the ignorant who have their
> stereotypical ideas of these girls. There's just
> as many if not more dodgy Thais and Brazilians
> around and thier pimps have just as colourful
> pasts. If you've not met Ella then you're not
> really in a position to comment.

Romanian girls are the best. Sophie in Brentford is unbelievable. Stunning.

Bumping this. Was so much info here. Of the current crop difficult for me to recommend many. The girls mentioned here who are still active so Viva, Apple, Ella, Gabriella all worth a punt. HOD occasionally provides early 20s British Stunners. Closest in recent times were Bambi and Talia but latter only in MK and both now moved on. The good Brits don't usually stay that long. Don't really have a list of SPs I want to see but let's see how the rota changes over the year. The EE girls for me atm seem a bit lazy/average. Hopefully there is a new influx. I saw Anya and Kat who were both decent but not exactly memorable punts. See above. Getting your dick worshipped by Valentina. Having a duo with stunning Nicola and Gabriela. Regular Dollar and Adrienne duos. That was peak HOD for me. Not sure it can provide that again. But like I say some diamonds in the rough do appear. And theyre not usually around for very long! Karl has a great set up tho, hopefully his mates at the met keep looking kindly on the HOD empire. It's much safer than Adultwork.

I think I maybe was the only one doing trios at HOD. My old male Confuscious followed my lead I think. Something I would like to revive. But HOD seems a bit busier than it was and a bit more formulaic. Not sure how a trio requests would be received. Would have to be a maid I know I think!

Ah yes Sophie!

See her name pop up occasionally

Probably the hottest British milf around!

I'd guess she's pushing 50 but if her attitude hasn't changed I'd book her in a heartbeat!

My HOD all time top 5, which spans 5 yrs give or take

1. Amy. Early 20s Romanian. Butter wouldn't melt look. Size 6 blonde petite. Only saw her once. Tried to upsell me a levels but didn't have the cash. Always regretted it

2. Danielle. Size 8 mixed race brunette with semi braids. PAWG but only the A, rest was lovely and slim. V pretty face. Greeted me in body stocking and gave my fella a good sucking. Plenty of banter.

3. Gabriela and Nicola duo. Both 10/10 EE Stunners. Both unfiltered service. I'm probs the only one lucky enough to get them in duo.

4. Sophie. Brit MILF Blondie. V pretty. Genuine and enthusiastic. Saw her once in solo and once in trio! She's occasionally back on the books!

5. Dollar Adrienne duo. Saw them a good few times. They were always fun and it was a nice combo Dollar petite brunette early 20s Adrienne tall strawberry blonde late 20s. Was prolly their most frequent duo customer!

Notable mentions Viva, Apple, Ella, Valentina, Devon, Helen, Sarah, Eden, Billie, Viktoria, Jamiee, Cherry, Lilly

No mention of Bunny Modelfucker?
Could be that my experience was slightly deluded as Bunny was my first escort but in terms of overall looks and service is still possibly my best punt!
Jess, in terms of looks is a 10/10 stunner! But service seemed a little vanilla, though could be because I only saw her for 30 mins.

Had my visit with Apple, and yes agree with your review of her 8/10 for looks, see what people mean about a bit of a belly but still pretty fit. Service 10/10.

Sounds like u had a solid punt m8 which is prolly what u needed by the sounds of it

I maintain Apple is a size 8/10 but tbf I probs wouldn't notice a little pot belly when she's sitting on my face! Extra weight I would

Never seen Bunny. Agree Jess is a stunner but was always a little reserved and with no cim think I saw her once or twice.

Apparently Bunny Jess is a duo? Sounds interesting

Oh yes definitely a solid punt. Very confident, easy to talk to and most importantly really knows what she’s doing.

I would definitely recommend Bunny. Again, like Apple, very confident, really easy to talk to… Bunny did mention that she and Jess are best friends and would show me an amazing time.

Can’t believe I still haven’t taken that offer up yet! I would like to try a ffm one day but just can’t justify paying double the money for basically same ending. I am on the other hand really tempted to try four hand massage soon as I do really enjoy a good quality massage with a few reach unders followed by a nice slow oily hj. It’s kind of like an edging session. Only problem is finding the right place for this as there are a few places near me that offer four hand but ladies in these venues are more than often 40+ and let themselves go a bit. And with myself being in my 30’s not keen on being wanked off by two potentially 40-50 year olds.

Lol nice one mate
Hop on the train to London and see some of the Olina Thais
For a young bloke like u u want the hotties so Fallyn, Holly, Maya
Fallyn is the youngest and prettiest
Maya v pretty but a little older
Olina comms are excellent

Bear in mind a 30 min at HOD/MK duo doesn't cost much more than a 60 min solo

Also there's nothing much like having a lady sat on your face and the other working your cock

Even if u just cum in the bag it's a totally different sensation to have a hottie sat on your face and looking up at her tits and then another taking care of your little fella

I did start this Game with massage but it's somewhat lame for me now

Four hands never tried

U mentioned some punts feeling very formulaic and I get that. Generally with duos especially with girls who like each other the pressure if off u. What u won't usually get is full on lesbo action but they do usually see it as a little completion to get u off. When I used to do trios at HOD the girls didn't really know what to make of it. But I think they all liked the novelty and themselves felt less pressure to perform. I had a Thai trio with Olina and it was mesmeric. Thai duos with Olina are 250/hr so the Olina guy knocks 50 off unless the second one isn't in the same location. So if you did do a Thai Olina duo you'd be fine with Maya and Mata who are in Bayswater. Train from MK to London not much more than 20 quid!



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Yeah will have to one day. Only thing putting me off is that I’m just not a fan of London in general, can’t be doing with the hustle and bustle. That Olina site does look tempting though!

I’m thinking a duo as a b-day present for myself this year. Will most likely be 30-45 minute punt though. Either a Jess and Bunny or Ella and Elizebeth

Massge is how I got into it. Someone mentioned about local Thai place that does happy ending and I thought no way, not in this country but then over time the curiosity got the better of me and tried it out. Before long I’m looking at sites like this and booking fs punts and now addicted! But I’m still into massages, if only the ladies were a bit younger though.

There is a place in Northampton I’m tempted to try next, Bangkok Thai spa, not sure what to make of it though as it’s recently had a make over and a name change and the few reviews I’ve found are old and a bit mixed. Fit ladies but overpriced from what I can gather . Though the website is set up like a traditional massage parlour in that no photos of ladies and £45 for the hour but then there are photos of the rooms with double beds and jacuzzi’s in the rooms so surely more than just a massage with hj as the website would suggest?

Yeh basically know nothing about massage

Well MK is good and I've seen those u mention apart from Bunny

I think Bunny and Jess duo would be great saw some pics on twitter today and thought of u

Elizabeth is great. She got mad with me cos I once tried to book her in duo and the booking got messed up so I left a negative review but said it was for the Comms. Not sure she ever forgave me. I know the other girl did cos she gave me a hug when she saw me in West Ken reception! Liz is facially a 7 but had a 10 bod when I saw her. Ella is putting on a bit of weight but not as much as me and has great skills!

I saw Kat in duo with Ruby and it was v good and Ruby was v naughty and basically said if with Ella she'd go bi! Only problem is I'd guess they're both in there 40s but it'd be a great milf duo

I think for u Jess and Bunny 45 min duo that way they can take their time!



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Also why aren't u going to Ego Massage

I went once and I was v happy at the finish (pun intended)

Forgot who I saw it's on my reviews

She was in her 20s, blonde, pretty, chatty massive jugs which she used like weapons

Ego is part of Karl's empire



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These ladies are happier on Adultwork one former HoD girl told me they weren't happy at bossmans pay structure girls often exchanged punters phone numbers, met up away from the parlours.

Adrienne
[www.adultwork.com]
Jamiee
[www.adultwork.com]
Michaela
[www.adultwork.com]

I haven't looked for any other former HoD ladies profiles on Adultwork the one i've seen isn't one of the links provided.

Nice work. Never saw Michaela but seen the other two

Saw Adrienne a lot in duo

Well yeh ofc they're happier cos they don't pay his commission and they can charge more

Knowing who they are I would consider booking them via AW

I just like HOD for its variety, safety and prices

Also not many places u can rock up for an insta MFF or MFFF

Jaimee v fit but a big conk

Adrienne 9 bod 8 face, lovely lass

Duos with her and Dollar were great

Yep Dollar and Adrienne told me they'd do outcall back then

But I never took em up on it

Kinda liked going to HOD

Must admit now feels a bit different

I preferred the old venues

Ego is another place I’ve been looking at for some time. But whenever I’ve got close to booking I’ve ended up going Annabellas instead.
Something else I’m considering is book in for 30 min punt at Annabellas, go for coffee in town then later have a relaxing hour massage at egos.

I only started doing this last year so still have a lot trying out different places to do!

Ego is close to the new MKE venue and possibly the old one I've never been

The new MKE venue is insanely good

Half way between Ego and MKE is a Thai restaurant which was open for lunch when I went to MKE

From Ego to the new MKE venue is literally 5 mins walk

I'd probably go for a massage at 1030, go for lunch, then do an MKE walk in at the new venue in the afternoon. Think mke flits between the old and new venue but I think the old one is just as close but it won't be anything like as nice inside as the new one. Ego massage is v nice inside but massage rooms are small.

I've been to HoD and MKE, not Annabellas the photoshopping on those websites is a joke. You'll not see model lookers at the empire, London agencies and higher rate indie escorts are better than what's on offer at parlours.

You get what u pay for
Sometimes!
Actually one of the fittest I've ever punted was at MKE (Talia)- literal catwalk model
But those types don't stay there for long
Amy my HOD favourite was a 10/10
Gabriela is a 10 although I preferred her look 5 years ago, wouldn't say she looks much older now but actually a little curvier suited her
Jess is probably a 10 if u like slim petite although I was in no rush to repunt
Nicola who I saw in duo with Gabriela was a 9/10
I've punted the whole range from 70ph to 1k pH
The value is all below 500ph
Babylon/Diva had Kunala at 250ph which was excellent value
Fallyn/Layla/Holly at Olina are all 9/10 for Thais
AW is a punt
In almost a decade and thousands of punts I've had a handful of good AW punts



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Clue's in the name!

MF

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Looks like the worst HOD roster in years to me
Bimla getting some traction on UKCunting!
Each to their own but I'd be wanting to get paid if I saw her
On a punting break but literally no one I'm eager to see
Which is good cos I find they're busier than ever!
Still a decent punting option whilst it lasts...

Sorry guys I only just joined and for the sake of me I can't figure out what HOD means... anyone can help a newb?

Mate, You don't have to explain when and why you joined. It's House of Deception If you decide to go to his London or MK establishments do be sure not to give out personal details about yourself use fake first name and if possible a punting phone. If you have a car best to park round the corner. In the past the owner has planted hidden recording devices in the rooms. There is thread about it somewhere on this forum i've read it ages ago. Once a rozzer, always a rozzer. Damn shame the roster is shite must suck many ladies fucked off on Adultwork



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London90 Wrote:
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> Sorry guys I only just joined and for the sake of
> me I can't figure out what HOD means... anyone can
> help a newb?
Ignore the dumbo above

It's House Of Divine

Pros: safe, friendly, you won't get scammed, wide selection of escorts
Cons: somewhat of a conveyor belt and is by definition a Brothel so could get raided

There are affiliated venues in MK

I had high hopes for Anya

Was expecting 8/9 face, early 20s, tight bod, excellent service

In reality it was 7 face, late 20s, size 8 but not especially tight bod, ok service

For HOD rates not bad and friendly girl

Just goes along with the general mediocre vibe for me

Bambi was excellent but how long will she stay/ be enthusiastic for

Talia at MKE would have been the perfect addition but as I say those types never stay long

It is what it is, Mud sticks. That story was leaked out in 2020, I think. At one time his parlours reviews were dominating punting sites, nowhere near as much now. I assume regular punters went elsewhere and many of his ladies have gone indie. They have many Adultwork Feedbacks. His background doesn't help, No chance those parlours will ever get raided. I have been to parlours in the past that have CCTV which put me off i walked and no-one wants to risk their conversations in rooms are secretly recorded. I avoid all parlours, Discretion is the key.

HOD is as busy as ever

Despite being one of their most regular punters back in the day I can rarely get a booking

But I generally prefer to punt elsewhere

How sure are you when you do an adultwork incall you're not on a webcam?



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