Review of Lorraine of Soft Touch Bodyworks, Northampton

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Soft Touch's facilities are good. While the unit itself (the upper floor of an industrial space on the west side of Northampton) is unspectacular, there's plenty of parking nearby, the shower fittings are of a very high standard, and the massage tables/beds are all good. It's not luxurious, but it's acceptable and functional and a perfectly good place to punt.

Early 30s, very much as per the photos on the website. A small lady, pretty face, and very open demeanor.

Honestly, a pretty so-so experience. On the plus side, Lorraine was talkative, friendly and easy going though if I am honest, I suspect this was to some degree a way of warding off intimacy. Her massage skills were, I have to say, decidedly average; not a patch on Heather at the same establishment. Neither lady is, so far as I know, a trained masseuse but where Heather's touch is at least smooth and languid, Lorraine sort of gingerly rubbed around without ever establishing any "flow". Thus, it wasn't relaxing and frankly I was glad when it ended.

When it did, she slipped on a condom (before, as I recall, I was even fully hard), gave the old man a quick suck and jumped on top. I suggested reverse oral but that, apparently, is an extra (in the 60 quid All-In massage.) Oh well; by that time I wasn't desperately upset. Banged away for a few minutes, came, and left. Job done.

What can I say? Heather at the same establishment is excellent. Highly recommended. Lorraine was, well, really disappointing. She's a nice lady...very friendly, lots of smiles, 100 miles an hour at the small talk. And I'm sure she has her followers. But really, this wasn't a good punt. I won't "not recommend" her because she wasn't outright poor (and some may well have a good experience on a better day) but I certainly wouldn't see her again myself.