Review of Emmy of Annabellas MK, Milton Keynes

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Usual Very High Standards as in my previous reports

Spanish girl with Blonde hair colouring. She did not entirely resemble her pix displayed on the web site. Entered wearing an everyday clothing and ankle boots. Speaks / understands very little English so it was hard to communicate. She told me she had 'worked' previously in Spain, but never the UK, so today was her first 'working' day here.

I noticed New Girl Emmy on the Divas website and booked her because of her pictures and the range of services she offered, and called the agency to confirm that these services were indeed available before making my booking.

Emmy's first day with Divas and I was her first customer. I noticed on the internet that she was running late, so I called the establishment to confirm my booking time. I was reassured that her train had arrived in MK, and she was in a taxi, so she should be ready by 12:00. Arriving at 11:55, I was told by the manager that she had still not arrived, so I was offered a drink and sat down for a chat whilst I was waiting. At this point, I offered to rearrange the booking for a later time, but was told to wait as she would arrive very soon.

After some 20 minutes she arrived and I was asked to wait in the room whilst she prepared herself. I expected Emmy to be some time as she had just travelled from London and it was her first time in Divas, however she was in the room within 2 or 3 minutes! She had no real time to change or wash [even her hands] or apply any make up, or take any real instruction from the maid. She was fully clothed in what I presumed were her travelling clothes, and I did not feel that she was at all prepared for the task at hand.

I felt a little perplexed at all this, but introduced myself and welcomed her. She seemed a little ruffled and confused. I do not usually feel the need to ask a girl what services she offers, but as Emmy was new I decided to confirm that the services advertised on the web site were actually on her menu. I was surprised when she told me that:
OWO was not a service she offered without extra payment
CIM was not a service she ever offered
Kissing was also a no-no except for occasional closed mouth pecks
She also said she spoke little English and I would have to help her a little.
Finally she mentioned something about bleeding gums.

At this point I had decided that I did not wish to proceed with the punt as I did not feel that we were a good match at all. I told her this and asked her to fetch the manager. After a minute or two she returned [alone] and pleaded with me to stay, saying 'I will be good for you and everything ok'. She explained that she wished me to wash, so, despite the fact I was freshly showered, I went along with her request and was escorted to the shower to have a wash.

Returning to the room, we undressed and she proceeded to give some very light uncovered oral, which was very lacklustre. She then covered me within a couple of minutes and lay back. I did not take much notice of her body to be honest and remember little, except a rather unpleasant odour coming from down below [she did not look ?clean? in that area either], so I made the decision that any RO was definitely off limits. Unfortunately this was twice in a row that hygiene has been an issue with girls at this establishment. My previous visit 2 weeks ago with a 'regular' girl left me feeling physically sick for the rest of the day. I did report this to the management when I booked, and was assured that Emmy would be 'clean'.

Emmy did attempt to engage but seemed lost for ideas and had no method - the whole thing felt very uninspiring and she was lacklustre in her actions. I would like to add that this was not down to a lack of any click between us, as she did seem to want to get on with me. But, from a punting point of view, it was like going through the basic motions, and it was not at all an enjoyable ?paid for service?. I?d had enough by now, so I asked her to finish me off and requested more Oral, but she told me 'only once in 30 minute booking is possible?! I am very surprised she made me cum at all, and it was not what I could describe as a happy ending :(

It?s just a good job that I new where the clean up tissues and towels were, because she was totally lost. I felt a little sorry for Emmy because she was late and flustered, but then at least she got paid for it! I could not escape quickly enough and felt totally robbed of my ?60.

I cannot blame Emmy entirely here as the management were responsible for allowing this punt to continue, even though I requested to cancel [in-punt] and rearrange several times beforehand. I telephoned the manager 3 hours later to explain this, but I don?t think she truly understood how unhappy I felt, and if she did, she did not seem too concerned. This left me feeling somewhat annoyed and perplexed as I have previously always felt that my custom was appreciated there, and I have always reported honestly on my experiences and very happy to return as a regular. However, I personally felt railroaded by Emmy into continuing [possibly down to the manager] against my will on the false promise that she would deliver the services, but alas she didn?t.

To me this was non- punt ? no kissing, no RO, and very limited and uninspiring oral. A VERY restricted service!

Unfortunately I will not be seeing this girl again, and I am not prepared to waste my money punting in establishments who do not properly vet, prepare and instruct their new girls! There are lots of girls out there who do care about providing a good service and VFM, and who are happy to look after regular clients.


Sadly, I genuinely feel that I have been ripped off on this occasion!

The establishment writes:

It is a fact of life that from time to time unforeseen circumstances result in customer complaints. Here are some more facts -:

Fact - You arrived early at 11:55am and spent the next 20mins telling me about your sexual exploits and how cheap Polish girls are; not once did you offer to cancel the appointment

Fact - Emmy arrived late to work 12:15pm in Jeans and a T-Shirt. You were in the lounge when she arrived so would have clearly seen what she was wearing

Fact - Emmy freshened up and changed into a mini-dress and entered the room at 12:25pm

Fact - I have never made any assurances about any girl?s cleanliness. In fact on the day you spoke to me about your previous bad experience we didn?t even have Emmy on the schedule so how could I!

Fact - Emmy has limited English but then you weren?t visiting her for her linguistic skills

Fact - There was some confusion over the services she offered

Fact - All services are offered at the ladies discretion based on many things one being the clients personal hygiene

Fact - Emmy is a very pretty girl and her pictures reflect that

Fact - No one handcuffed you to the bed and forced you to continue

Fact ? None of this was bought to my attention during your visit

Fact ? You even left without mentioning anything

Fact - Had I known you were suffering such an ordeal, I would have come and rescued you myself

In summary, there are things you mention here that I know to be untrue and that makes me question some of your other remarks. Had you made me aware of any of this during your visit it could have been dealt with amicably, after all I wouldn?t go to a restaurant, eat the meal, pay, go home and then complain about the food by phone!

As for Emmy, let other punters make their own mind up. I?m confident she will prove to be a real star.

As for us ? It?s just not working!