Review of Carmen of Kiss Kiss Massage, Central London

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Kiss Kiss Massage ? I started to spontaneously skip with joy after I left Warwick Street tube, such was my sense of anticipation of the delights about to come my way. I got some funny looks. (Ok ? so I made up the bit about skipping. But imagine the comments from passers-by: ?Mummy, why is that man skipping along the road?? ?He?s happy because he is going to pay a pretty lady to have sex with him, dear?)

Strapping lass ? not my usual type, which is an elfin build and teenager-ey. But she?s got a pretty face, lovely breasts and knows how to work her booty, which was an impressive example of the genus.

I?ve had a tremendous punting drought in recent months. Just can?t escape work and home. And I?ve yet to find a real replacement for the couple of regular girls that I was seeing this time last year. And now Greta will only see punters in a duo with Vlada. Please will someone tell me what that?s all about? So this was my first punt for nearly two months. Time was I was doing the dirty deed once or twice a week. The past is a different place?

So I thought I would take pot luck at KKM, even though the lovely Chloe wasn?t working. As I say above, I wasn?t originally convinced by Carmen, but a very sexy lapdance (pretty much a first for me, oddly) got the old chap interested, some expert sucking of the balls ramped things up a gear, and before you could say ?a copy of Razzle and twenty B&H please? I was spunking two months of frustration all over her cute little boobies. In between times, a serious rough rogering was the order of the day. Rogering. That?s not a word you hear much these days.

I?m still pretty turned on when I write this, which is always the sign of a good punt.

But Saskia ? if you read these reviews - you must stop looking so gorgeous when you greet your clients. Please start wearing functional work wear when you are on duty, otherwise I may leap on you, rather than on your workers. Dungarees and wellington boots. Actually, that would be very sexy. I suggest you try it out next time and I?ll let you have my thoughts. (LOL)