Review of Diana of Vixens London Escorts, London

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Looks pretty much as in her photo. Skinny body but it was probably more from a bad diet rather than exercise and it felt soft rather than firm. Bleached blonde with tanned skin. Moderately attractive but no stunner. Natural breasts. She says she's Swedish, but her accent isn't quite so.

I wasn't disappointed when I first saw her. She was attractive enough for me, but nothing to write home about. Things went downhill from there.

After the money changed hands we went straight to the bedroom and got undressed immediately. All the warning bells of a bad punt were ringing in my head. This was confirmed when she then told me that she only did normal sex and anything else was extra. I'd seen this pattern before. After a poor attempt to eek out more money out of me for RO, we settled for her standard blow job and sex. The blowjob itself was pretty ordinary and lasted about 2 mins before she decided we should proceed with sex. After about 10 mins she was complaining about the amount of time I was taking to come. I wanted to make the most of a bad punt and so ignored her and carried on. At one point, she did one of those vaginal farts and the smell was quite putrid. I was pretty glad I didn't take her up on the RO.

Eventually after around 20 mins total, I got sick of the whining and let myself come. She promptly got dressed, hung around for a couple of minutes, talked about "next time" I see her, and then left.

I'm starting to think now that some of these girls who have been in the business too long just start thinking "money money money" as soon as they walk in the door. I don't blame them for that, but for what they're getting compared to other jobs, they should at least pretend to enjoy it if they want repeat business.