Review of Helen of Olina Oriental Escorts, London

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Flat was OK, nothing special, on 6th Floor of block, close to tube station. Easy to find.

Thai girl in late 20s/early 30s. Pretty face (when she could be bothered to smile), overall fit figure and nice long hair. Reluctant to reveal tummy, which showed many post-baby stretch marks.

The encounter was a complete waste of money and time and I was very disappointed with the Olina agency, which I have used many times and usually been very happy with. I had seen Helen once before, as Athena, also on the Olina website. She also trades under the name Vivien on other agencies' sites. Photos on Olina site have been heavily airbrushed to make her look much slimmer and younger.

Encounter started badly and I should have left there and then (why do we never learn?) I had booked for an hour but she was very keen for me to commit for longer. Foolishly I agreed to stay an extra half hour. As soon as I had parted with the cash the encounter went downhill. Having realised I'd seen her before as Athena (and she remembered me from that visit, several months earlier) I thought I'd be OK as that encounter had been good, with a nice bath together, lots of OWO, watersports and a cum on face. First sign of trouble was when she started telling me all about her boyfriend troubles. I don't mind chatting with the girl but not when she's completely ignoring the service I've just paid for. This went on for several minutes until I asked if we could start.

Helen/Athena/Vivien directed me to the bathroom. The bath was full of cold water as the plug was stuck fast. After several minutes I managed to remove it. There was no offer of a bath together so I took a quick shower alone. I was then offered a drink. I asked for wine. I had to uncork the bottle myself. The "service" then began with Helen informing me that she did not want to do OWO as her mouth hurt. She rubbered me up and started sucking. It was OK enough but not what I had expected, and paid for, and her disinterest in the procedings could not have been more obvious. She kept looking at her mobile as well. Plain rude.

After a while we moved to fucking, mainly in doggy. Again this was OK as far as it went but she clearly wasn't interested. She did have a good pussy grip (I'm trying not to be all negative). After a while we moved back to o with and then a handjob. All-in-all a very expensive handjob is what this encounter amounted to and it's something I could have had for a quarter of the price elsewhere. Waterpsorts had been discussed at the start (I had enjoyed this when I had met her before) but perhaps not surprisingly given the rest of it this service never materialised.

Afterwards I contacted Olina to exress my disappointment but got short change (a series of increasingly arsey texts!) from them. Needless to say I shall not be using them again. I shall certainly not visit Helen/Athena/Vivien agan. I know everybody has their off days but even allowing for that I would say that this girl has an exceedingly poor attitude and needs to sort her personal stuff out, though not at my time and at my cost. Avoid this girl at all costs folks and take care using this agency.