Review of Karoleena of Independent Angels, Woking

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Centrally located apartment in Guildford, with convenient pay and display parking within walking distance. The receptionist who I spoke to gave me misleading information about the name of the building which caused a bit of confusion, not helped by Karoleena herself not answering the buzzer at the agreed time. So I was left standing on the street for 10 minutes wondering what was going on.

Karoleena's pictures can be seen on the Independent Angels website. She is an attractive package, if you like brunettes as I do. What's not obvious however is that her black hair isn't natural, it seems to be a die job. She also has a large tattoo on her crotch, just above her genitals.

I'd always regretted not having gone to Cloud 9, and so Independent Angels has been somewhere I've been intending to go to for a long time. It's popular with the punters, and has such a good reputation that I was convinced that the drive to Guildford, and the dreadful traffic would be worth it all.

Karoleena performed all services that I wanted, so I have no complaints there. Her page on the website says that she is "extremely popular", but unfortunately I think that she believes the hype about herself too much.

I found Karoleena's persona a little too "trashy" for my liking. For example, she has a strong Eastern European accent, which I have no problems at all with, but she constantly kept calling me "baby", which was annoying, and a complete turn off. Then, when I went down on her, within literally seconds she was moaning like a Banshee, and reciting hackneyed phrases that she'd obviously seen in porno's, like "ooh yes baby, I'm gonna come" etc. It was just so artificial, and not only off putting, but quite insulting.

It wasn't a great experience, but I have no complaints about her enthusiasm and willingness to perform the required services. I just felt that by pretending to come so quickly within me touching her, she was trying to "process me", and get me out the door. The final crowning moment for me in this regard was when I was showering after, and she tried to come into the bathroom (I had locked the door), and then proceeded to knock and call me twice. When I left she apologised for rushing me, saying "the cleaner was coming". Well to that I'd like to say: I've paid for my time, shower included, and if the cleaner is coming or not, it's got nothing to do with me. You should not be rushing clients out of the premises, especially if you've kept them waiting for 10 minutes on the street beforehand.

Next time I think I'll need to specify when enquiring that I wish to see a "classy lady", and perhaps I ought also to have explained that I was looking for a bit of a dirty GFE, not a "trashy" PSE. But I don't think there will be a next time for me at this establishment.