Review of Lara of House of Divine, London

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A lovely place, enshrouded in builders? tarpaulins on this occasion due to exterior refurbishment. I had expected a rousing cheer or at least a round of applause on my exit, but mercifully the noise had been effectively contained and the builders seemed more concerned with pouring eight sugars into their respective teas. So safe from prying eyes.

A sweet and cheerful maid welcomed me into the house and showed me directly into the bedroom. Several minutes later Lara entered the room and I knew I?d chosen well. A very attractive Brazilian lady, a little larger around the hips than her photos would suggest, but she had nice even toned skin and a lovely smile - soon to be replaced with a menacing snarl when I chose a mild domination session.

I had taken a selection of toys and she was very enthusiastic in the role. I had a fabulous time and I only wish I?d booked for longer.

Toward the end of the session I asked her to photograph my spanked arse on my iPhone. Stupidly I forgot to remove my glasses and shortly afterwards they hit the wall as we resumed the session. Not her fault at all, it was an accident. Fortunately I have prescription sunglasses but they?re very dark as they?re primarily designed for outdoor sports. I had booked another three sessions after this and towards the end of the day when it got dark I found it difficult to locate the doorbell on my last punt. I?m surprised the lady let me in because I looked like a cross between Roy Orbison and Carlos the Jackal.

The upshot of this is that I should have booked for longer and I will now always remember to remove my bins before we resume the flogging. Lesson learned.

A great punt with a lovely lady. Thoroughly recommended.