No. 106127 - Published 16 Oct 2011
Review of Malone of Honeys Massage, London
Details of Visit
| Author: | hurricane72 |
|---|---|
| Location 2: | North Cheam |
| Type of Visit: | Incall |
| Date and Time of Visit: | Wed 12 Oct 2011 2.30 |
| Duration of Visit: | 10 |
| Amount Paid: | 50 |
| Recommended: | No |
Details of Service Provider
| Profile Name: | Honeys Massage - click to view profile in a new window |
| Website: | http://www.honeysmassage.co.uk/ |
| Phone: | 02083370116 |
| Notes: | Formerly known as North Cheam Massage |
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The Premises
Well established parlour. Reasonably discreet.
The Lady
As phers otos on the website.
The Story
Decided to visit based on the recent FR from the highly respected Kingsman, and the very attractive photos on the website.
Entered the establishment to a sweet, fragrant smell. Well this is South London.
Malone enters the room with an 'allodarlin' in a rather Jaggeresque drawl. She is tall and as her photos. I was hoping for the natural girl (clothes on pics in her gallery) but got the vampy heavily made up one. My problem, not hers. Sorted the finances and she returns. She is very talkative and sways a bit.
As I'm undressing I ask that we go slow at the start as I'm prone to cumming a little too quickly. " Don't tell me how to fuck" she informs me. "I wouldn't tell you how to do your job would I? I wouldn't be that disrespectful". This is said with a fair bit of attitude and no hint of smile. A little bemused, I let this go and we move to the bed. She kneels between my legs and gives my tackle a thorough wipe around with some wet wipes. As I harden, she whips out a condom, slides it on and start to suck vigorously on me. After a minute or so, I ask her to slow down and maybe do some licking rather than full on sucking. This goes down very badly. She tells me that she is not a cheap prostitute who I can command to lick my balls. I try to explain that this is not what was intended. "I've told you once and now I've told you twice. Don't tell me how to do my job" She rambles on for a bit about how disrespectful I am, intermittently putting my cock back in her mouth. By this stage however, I've decided that I've had enough of her attitude and while I toy fleetingly with fucking her quickly just to get it over with, I tell her that I'm going to call it a day. She shrugs, keeps up the chat while I dress and leave. I didn't bother asking for money back because she had provided some form of sexual service, and I frankly didn't want the hassle.
Only when I'm outside do I put 2 and 2 together. She's probably had a quick smoke just prior to my arrival and as a result isn't quite herself. Now, I have no issue over this as such but I do when it results in the kind of service that I got.
No doubt others will have a better experience than I did but I won't be returning for her.
Entered the establishment to a sweet, fragrant smell. Well this is South London.
Malone enters the room with an 'allodarlin' in a rather Jaggeresque drawl. She is tall and as her photos. I was hoping for the natural girl (clothes on pics in her gallery) but got the vampy heavily made up one. My problem, not hers. Sorted the finances and she returns. She is very talkative and sways a bit.
As I'm undressing I ask that we go slow at the start as I'm prone to cumming a little too quickly. " Don't tell me how to fuck" she informs me. "I wouldn't tell you how to do your job would I? I wouldn't be that disrespectful". This is said with a fair bit of attitude and no hint of smile. A little bemused, I let this go and we move to the bed. She kneels between my legs and gives my tackle a thorough wipe around with some wet wipes. As I harden, she whips out a condom, slides it on and start to suck vigorously on me. After a minute or so, I ask her to slow down and maybe do some licking rather than full on sucking. This goes down very badly. She tells me that she is not a cheap prostitute who I can command to lick my balls. I try to explain that this is not what was intended. "I've told you once and now I've told you twice. Don't tell me how to do my job" She rambles on for a bit about how disrespectful I am, intermittently putting my cock back in her mouth. By this stage however, I've decided that I've had enough of her attitude and while I toy fleetingly with fucking her quickly just to get it over with, I tell her that I'm going to call it a day. She shrugs, keeps up the chat while I dress and leave. I didn't bother asking for money back because she had provided some form of sexual service, and I frankly didn't want the hassle.
Only when I'm outside do I put 2 and 2 together. She's probably had a quick smoke just prior to my arrival and as a result isn't quite herself. Now, I have no issue over this as such but I do when it results in the kind of service that I got.
No doubt others will have a better experience than I did but I won't be returning for her.
This Lady's Reviews
| Number | Author | Published | Recommended |
|---|---|---|---|
| 106726 | sc00badiver | 30 Nov 2011 | YES |
| 106127 | hurricane72 | 16 Oct 2011 | NO |
| 105929 | kingsman | 1 Oct 2011 | YES |
Total Reviews: 3
Recommended: 2, 66.7%
Not Recommended: 1, 33.3%
Neutral: 0, 0%
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