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No. 106518 - Published 18 Nov 2011

Review of Phoenix Party of The Phoenix Club, The Ultimate Adults Club, London

Details of Visit
Location 2:Lancaster Gate
Type of Visit:Incall
Date and Time of Visit:Tue 8 Nov 2011 13.00
Duration of Visit:2 hours
Amount Paid:140

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Profile Name:The Phoenix Club, The Ultimate Adults Club - click to view profile in a new window
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The Premises
Excellent two storey flat/apartment, plenty of space, clean and classy
The Lady
Seven ladies, all young, busty, slim and tight
The Story
This review is more of a testament to LMP than a review of the party I attended. OK the party was excellent, as always. First time I?ve seen an oriental lady at these, but I?ll look out for her again. Although it was actually only yesterday, it?s already a bit of a blur. Now I know what you?re thinking, was it four fucks or five? Well in all this excitement, I?ve lost count myself, so you?ve got to ask yourself a question......!
And if you go, trust me you WILL be lucky; very, very lucky!
But to what I really wanted to say. Over about ten years or so I?ve been to a fair few parties. I?ve been to parties where there?s been no attempt at controlling numbers. I?ve been to parties where the girls are more or less going through the motions or at least are being choosy. I well remember one party with around ten girls, but 40 (yes 40) fellas, some obviously more fit than others, where the good looking, younger men were often seen hogging two or three ladies and any attempt to join in was often met with patent disapproval. If you?re my age you might remember the Alex Harvey Band and a track called ?Next? which is the feeling I?ve had at many parties. At one party, one girl seemed to be a little confused by what was going on, another had severe mobility problems, the third inspired a whip round for a WeightWatchers course. Rarely do the number of girls advertised turn up, or if they do only when the number of punters rises to the point where a riot is on the cards unless ratios are improved immediately. Variety is obviously a good thing, but to turn up at a party to find that there?s only one girl out of four who looks even vaguely do-able and you wonder if they shouldn?t be paying you is just not acceptable.
Only at LMP can you really trust what it says on the tin. I?m sure that illness, family circumstances, national emergencies etc must have occasionally put Lady Em off her stride, but I?ve never witnessed it. The sheer size of the enterprise should have meant that there are frequent let downs, but not that I?ve ever seen. Please trawl the net and tell me if you think this is wrong, but there are parties with large numbers of girls, but these are often weekly or even monthly. There are other very regular and frequent parties, but these are often with three or four ladies and they also tend to be the ones where you turn up to find less than the advertised, usually to be told that the girl(s) are on their way, i.e. if we get a few more men we?ll bully someone else to come in. Some of the party organisers are here one minute, gone the next, for reasons that are obscure, but you can usually guess at.
LMP have been around for years. The parties are regular, they ALWAYS have the six or seven ladies advertised. Once I?ve been told that a party was full, which was a disappointment, but a damn sight less disappointing than turning up to a four hour party to find out that you?ll be lucky to get a hand job from a woman who is otherwise occupied in trying to satisfy at least two other gents at the same time. In all other cases the advertised two-to-one ratio was bettered and in many cases it has been nearer to one-to-one. Only occasionally have I seen anyone ?waiting? at LMP.
But above everything else is the attitude of the girls. Now this might not be so exceptional if the parties were based around a few ?star? regulars who had a stake in the business, but LMP has a small army of girls who are all enthusiastic sexual partners, all good lookers, all stars in their own right. With parties six days a week you could excuse the occasional ?going through the motions? event. On weekdays they have three parties each day. I?ve been to first, middle and last (Not all the same day!) and the enthusiasm is the same whichever you go to. This enthusiasm doesn?t drop off during the event either. To the contrary, every party has been embarked on by hostesses and organisers alike as if it were some sort of new adventure and ending as if they regretted it was all over. There is also a small but important ?turnover? of ladies so even the most regular of regulars will always see new talent over time.
If there were awards for this sort of enterprise LMP would sweep the board year after year. How they do it with such efficiency and enthusiasm after all this time I find amazing. They should be giving lectures in grand halls on how to motivate a workforce, satisfy customers who are generally very fickle and keep the bandwagon rolling week in, week out. But it will never happen, and perhaps that?s just as well. Everyone should do what they do because they like doing it and not just for the rewards, gongs and accolades. Thank you so much for being there and providing such intense pleasure for those of us who would otherwise never reach these heights of ecstasy. Subject to Galahad?s rules, please feel free to use this review as you will. As for all the others, watch and learn!
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Recommended: 17, 94.4%

Not Recommended: 0, 0%

Neutral: 1, 5.6%

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