Review of Tereza of Agencycats, London

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Small room in basement flat between Marble Arch and Edgware Road. Easy enough to find and in pleasant area. The room itself was rather compact, enough space for a bed and not much more. Seemed to be other girls sharing/working there.

At first I didn't recognise the girl as being Tereza, I had to ask if it was her !! She wasn't quite as perfect as her photos, her face seemed worn and tired and she had made no effort to dress appropriately, baggy tracksuit bottom and grey vest, far from ideal.

I ran the doorbell, a voice answered, confusion as she didn't know what her 'name' was or which agency I had booked her through, left waiting outside for a while, not a good start.
When I finally saw her I was a touch disappointed, not as good as expected. She also seemed a bit chaotic. Was tempted to leave, but payed my money.
Sometimes chaotic girls can be fun, unpredictable, spirited fun. Unfortunately it soon became apparent that Tereza wasn't any of these. A few moments of crazy teasing, then far too soon on with the rubber and BJ. Even though I had booked a 90 minute appointment she seemed to be in a rush, no kissing, no physical contact,I wasn't allowed to touch her. BJ far too soon turned into a hand job, a really bad one. She was in no way gentle, in fact at times her heavy-handed technique was painful.
First 'pop', Tereza then disappeared for 5-10 minutes, on her return she just sat on the bed and stared at me, asked me "what do you want?" I said I wanted some fun, at which point she started with another hand job, I wasn't even 'excited'. Once again it was painful, as subtle and sensual as if she were wearing boxing gloves.
I was not enjoying the experience in any way, it was so bad that I got off the bed, got dressed and left, 45 minutes into a 90 minute appointment, it really was that bad. 'Sex' with Tereza was disappointing, painful and totally un-erotic. Most definitely the worst punting experience I have ever had.
Avoid this girl, she is also known as Teresa, Adelyn and Adelina at various other agencies, please stay away from her.