Review of Adelina & Carla of Premier Models UK London Escort Agency 24/7, London

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Carla is very busty, long hair, looks older than she is but still hot. Adelina is a lot thinner. They have photos on the site.

I have a bucket list. Here are three items I decided to tick off today:
- Watch two ladies doing it (specifically, kiss and eat each other out)
- Get smothered by a huge pair of boobies
- Get titfucked by a huge pair of boobies

I decided to focus on number one. While I couldn't find any escorts who definitely eat out each other's pussies, I did fine Adelina and Carla, two escorts in the same flat both listed as bisexual. I never realised I could find an hour having sex with two beautiful women so depressing.

When I got to their flat, I had to wait a while between me telling them I was there and them letting me in. It had just snowed, and they were honestly surprised my hands were cold.

The women themselves were nice to look at, and even better to touch. Carla has the most amazing boobies I've ever seen in person. They're even better than the photos. Adelina was more attractive all round. Smaller boobs, but nice and firm.

Here?s were it gets bad. Remember when I said they were listed as bisexual? Yeah. they?re totally not. They said they like touching each other up (I?m not convinced that?s true even) but wouldn?t eat a girls pussy. They were completely straight.

Both ladies talked a lot. Normally I wouldn?t have a problem with that, but they seemed to be using it as a stalling tactic to reduce the amount of sex that actually happened. I also felt they didn?t have much respect for me. They talked with each other in whatever language they spoke (they are both Eastern European), which made me feel like they were either leaving me out of something or talking about me behind my back. I don?t like either of those.

Adelina called me ?baby? or tiger at the end of almost every English sentence, which started to feel fake pretty fast. She also seemed to be doing everything she could to make me feel sexually inadequate. When I was fucking her she dug her nails into my cock (huge turnoff which killed my boner) and assumed for the rest of the night that I?ve got erectile dysfunction. At one point the whole ?baby? thing got too out of hand and she pinched my cheek like an old lady. And then she did it again when I asked her to stop. She also made a big deal out of my lack of employment. Seriously, it?s a recession. It?s not too shocking.

At the end, I was asked how I wanted to finish. I asked for a blowjob (which I?d already been given once). I was told no, I?d get a handjob, that would make me come. If I wanted a handjob, I?d of stayed at home and done it myself. This wasn?t actually the first time something like that happened. I asked Carla for that titfuck and she said no. because her boobs are too big. Seriously. I understand that a lady has her boundaries, and I can completely understand why they wouldn?t do anal or anything with each other (though they did advertise that they were bisexual), but for some reason I couldn?t even finger Adelina.

I did enjoy the end though where Carla smothered me with her boob (she only needed one) during the end. It was glorious, and I got to at least tick something off my list. That?s probably the only time they stopped talking and let me enjoy the moment.

When I did leave, Carla mocked my inability to open the door. I don?t know if she realised it, but she was the first person to insult me for my disability in 5 years. I have co-ordination problems.

I?d recommend Adelina if getting humiliated or clawed at turns you on, but that isn?t true for me. If you like big tits and want to be smothered by them, Carla is pretty good. I wouldn?t recommend you see her with Adelina unless you?re into what I mentioned with her thought. The sex is not good though.