Review of Elena of Best London Escorts, London

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Ground floor flat in a cul-de-sac. Street was safe and discreet enough. Room was reasonably clean although the bathroom looked a bit dirty. Elena shares this flat with at least 2 other girls and a guy. I could hear them talking in another room although they didn't disturb us.

She looked just like her pictures. Gorgeous looking young woman with a great slender body and lovely long hair. Lovely pert breasts and a nice tidy pussy.

This was a very bad punt guys - my worst ever. Avoid this girl at all costs. She's a great looker but her attitude and work ethic stink.

I arrived bang on 7pm at Elena's as agreed with the agency. Elena answered the door looking surprised to see me and said she thought the booking was 7:30pm. Never mind, I was shown to her room and immediately gave her the white envelope.

I was told to lie down on the bed and she left the room. When she came back she asked if I would pay another ?50 and another girl would join us. She said "Please, she's just new, she not even know how to put a condom on". I politely turned down this offer but Elena tried to give me the hard sell. Eventually she took no for an answer and went and told her friend.

The first 15 minutes were quite awkward and consisted of Elena leaving the room frequently to speak to the other girls in a foreign language, texting on her phone and some very awkward small chat. The agency website states "Elena has a great intellect and you would be able to have a great, deep conversation if you wished to, creating the perfect GFE possible - she has everything". I found it very difficult to have a conversation with her at all, she gave off a very blatant bored and can't be arsed vibe, had nothing interesting to say and showed no interest in me whatsoever. She was advertised as Italian but she's actually Romanian. Also throughout our time together she refused to engage in any GFE activities. No kissing or cuddling.

After a smoke and a can of red bull she announced she wanted to go for a shower as she had just arrived home before me. By the time we got down to business it was 30 mins into the punt. I started by licking her sweet pussy out for a good 10 minutes and getting her wet whilst squeezing her tits. Then it was my turn for oral and she asks me do I want it with our without condom. I had specifically selected her since her profile said she did OWO but she told me this would cost extra. I elected for some covered oral which was very average and then I got on top of her and fucked her. I came very quickly, which I wasn't too bothered about because I always have at least 2 pops.

During "downtime" I attempted again to have a conversation with Elena which proved impossible. She just kept saying how tired she was and looked completely bored. By now she was clock watching despite only being 40 mins into a 90 punt - the first 30 of which had been burned with her farting about. She wasa also actually starting to goto sleep on me or perhaps pretend to sleep and I got the impression she was hoping I would leave as soon as possible.

Eventually, 10 mins later I asked her if we could go again and she said no because my time was nearly up! I reminded her I had booked for 90 mins and there was 40 mins left and she made up some bs about that time included time for me to have a shower and there wouldn't be time for a 2nd time.

I realised that this was going nowhere, cut my losses and went for a shower in the scabby bathroom, dried myself on a towel which I'm sure wasn't fresh and left 30 minutes early and feeling completely ripped off.

This is a bad one guys and I would not recommend going anywhere near her. Such a shame as she is a fantastic looking girl and would do very well if she changed her attitude and showed a lot more honesty and respect towards her clients.