Review of Phoenix Party of The Phoenix Club, The Ultimate Adults Club, London

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Large three-bedroom flat in Lancaster Gate

Jess, Lina, Simona, Sofia, Toni and two others who may be Francesca and Mia: All ladies were high quality. They are all in their 20s.

Previously I had visited Sacred Rose and Gentlemen?s Parties, but as both those establishments appear to have closed down I thought I?d try LMP for the first time. I?m glad I did because while it?s not the cheapest party in town, the standard of ladies was far higher than I have found elsewhere and the ratio was good too: There were six ladies and I think 10 or 11 guys. I never had to wait before my dick met a hole.

Two hours was the perfect amount of time. In that time I was able to fuck all seven girls in a variety of positions.

Let me take you through my experiences with each girl:

Simona: From Romania. Super sweet girl. Very young. Perky tits, short blond hair, small tattoo above her arse. Very cute. We started with a bow job, then her on top, then missionary, then doggy which was particularly good.

Jess: Not sure where she?s from, might be English. She?s hot, has a bunch of tattoos on her midriff, tanned. She gave me one of the best blow jobs and handjobs ever, applying perfect pressure. I nearly came just from that. Then we fucked missionary and then doggie. After a short while she said ?This isn?t going anywhere? and motioned me off. She was probably right, I think I was a little tired from Simona and I didn?t take offense but still? All the other girls were lovely but Jess, while an irrefutably skilled whore (I suspect the most experienced of the group) had a slightly poor attitude.

Francesca ?: The cast was billed as including Francesca. I?m not sure this was her though. This girl was Brazilian and short with dark hair. Ok, but not as pretty as Francesca?s picture online. I mainly only saw her from behind. She was sucking a guy off and I fucked her doggy style, which she was very happy for me to do. Good attitude.

Mia: At least I think it was Mia. Her hair is different from the online pic ? blonde, slightly curly. She?s Brazilian. She?s got big firm fake tits, and her back is heavily tattooed. After a big black guy fucked her doggy, I fucked her missionary. She was very good, I could feel her pussy muscles contracting and she moaned as she came. Seemed to really enjoy it.

Lina: From Hungary. God I love Hungarian girls. Lina was so lovely, a real GFE. Absolutely perfect natural tits, wonderful skin, and a backside I could stare at all day. I had a nice chat with her before she went down on me. She used lots of spit, and her tongue which I like. Another guy arrived and took her from behind as she was blowing me. Then he left and she went on top, then we did missionary kissing quite a lot throughout, then doggy. Bliss. She gave me a handjob and although my plan was to hold on until the end of the party before popping I thought she was such a lovely girl I should reward her with a goodly amount of jizz. I would love to see this girl again. Fuck it, I?d like to date her.

Toni: From Chelmsford, Essex. If this girl isn?t a porn star she should be. She is a total Barbie doll: Big peroxide bouffant, huge fake tits, voluptuous ass. She was also really fun and nice and I liked her enormously. She was kissing one guy while I fucked her from behind. Then, when he went, she gave me a blow job. Big, perfect blow job lips. I asked for a tit wank, and she obliged. Then I sucked on her nipples for ages and fingered her pussy while she sucked another guy off. Girl?s a superstar slut.

Sophia: From Poland. Another thin, attractive girl with a good personality. Started on missionary, then doggy. Then she gave me a handjob. We were out of time so I wanked myself off as I fingered her.

Overall, absolutely excellent punt. Great line up. I left so satisfied I could barely walk. I shall return.

Btw, the price goes up from 140 to 160 after Easter.