Review of Mia of ##Mia##, London, Farringdon, Barbican

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Flat very close to Farringdon Tube Station. Quite a busy area and not that obvious to see flat entrance. room was spacious and clean, fresh towels.

Mia is petite, again a bit different from photos in terms of having a flat belly. She has a sweet looking face when she smiles.

Unfortunately I had a small accident late into the night before using a hair removal cream for the first time which cause a burning reaction to my ball sack ouch! Hoped it would be better after a nights rest but was still sore. I didn't want to cancel last minute so went ahead with it.

Explained this to Mia prior and that I would be running around 15 minutes late as I tried to try to products to make it less painful. I was still happy to pay full price even if I only had 45minutes as it was my fault being late but Mia kindly only charged me for 45 minutes instead. Sadly the damage had been done and I sense that she was already annoyed as she was very cold and unfriendly for most part of the punt.

Very short blunt answers and conversation was extremely difficult. I told her that is was my first punt alone (went with a group of guys before years ago) hoping she would take more of the lead and put my inexperience of punting at ease but no. FK was good but note she doesn't do DFK and as with any other things she's makes her unhappy then she will let you know about it for sure! She also hasn't the skill to give constructive feedback or at least make an effort to be less like a mother telling a child off. So like when my tongue ventured in too deep, or squeezed her breasts or sucked on her nipples too hard etc. I was no incredible hulk that's for sure but her attitude was was pretty much set, my way or the highway.

Only got to doing 1 position as all these niggly things and bad atmosphere made it difficult for me to perform. At first after a decent OWO I was ready and on went the cover and I wanted to do my favorite position which is me standing over the bed and her laying on the bed with legs supported by my arms. Sadly again Mia said she must put her right leg inside of my arm and unlifted and used more as a blocker therefore I couldn't get a deep penetration and again this was off putting for my mood. Went to change position and then the old fella had already lost interest.

Reverted back to a bit more OWO and tried some more FS but quickly went soft down again soon after as I couldn't get a good feel and her reactions were not great at all. Ended up going back to OWO as I knew this is best chance to get me off but was shocked by her reaction again when she made a kind of gesture and rolled eyes as I had to be aroused again. Not the kind of service I was expecting for what I was paying!

In the end I managed to get there and CIM which was feeling great until she pulled away too soon! I was probably around 75% complete so a bit frustrating as it would've been a good end at least. Oral technique was decent but not very deep and no variation or licking which is a pity.

Maybe it was the bad start and also the fact her hairdryer blew up earlier that day that caused the cold shoulder. Either way I will not be punting again on Friday the 13th!