Review of Phoenix Party of The Phoenix Club, The Ultimate Adults Club, London

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LMP takes place in a 3-bedroom flat within a 10min walk of Westminster tube station. Very central, easy to reach and discreet. The flat itself is spacious (in addition to the 3 bedrooms, you have a kitchen, a TV room, the changing room and I think 2 bathrooms). It’s in good condition and well done up / looks very clean, the beds are comfortable, the showers are clean, etc. There is also a swing and a comfortable perv chair in two of the bedrooms. There is beer / wine / water and candies as well for free.

There There were 8 ladies playing that evening and I think around 13 guys so it was pretty busy but it did not feel too busy in my opinion – there were plenty of opportunities for 1-2-1 time as well given the ratio was pretty good. As a newbie, it actually felt quite nice to have a busy party so you can watch some action when you want.

I think I’ll have to attend a few more parties to be able to properly review ladies in particular but the ladies playing that evening were Bia, Izabella, Nicola, Barbara, Kasia, Victoria, Jess, and Helena. See below for a bit more detail on my interaction with them.

I have to say though…the girls were more attractive than I was expecting; those pictures on the website don't do them justice. For example, I thought Nicola’s pictures on the website are not the best but she was fantastic in person. You will not be disappointed when you see them in the flesh!

As mentioned, this was my first time at LMP. I had booked 2 days prior to the party and arrived at the premises 10min prior to kick-off. As soon as I entered the flat which was very easy to find, I was warmly welcomed by Em and she ran through the procedures after telling her that I was a newbie. I put my valuables in an envelope which is kept separately for safekeeping while hanging up my clothes in the changing room and putting on a robe / grabbing a towel. Then off to the showers to get ready for the ladies – shower gel, mouthwash, deodorant, etc. are all provided for you. As I was a newbie, Bia was kind enough to grab my hand and show me where the main bathroom was and showed me into the kitchen afterwards for a quick chat with the fellow punters and the ladies of the evening. The others guys were quite happy to chat and have a bit of banter which was nice to break the ice. There was also at least one other newbie there. I was happy to have a few words with Helena before kick-off – she had not been at LMP for 2 years apparently and was back for only a few days…lucky me .

Once the clock hit 7pm, Em encouraged us to get going into the bedrooms and everyone walked over splitting up into the 3 bedrooms. I found myself initially in a 1-2-1 situation with Helena again  (she is sporting dark hair at the moment) who was wearing some beautiful jewellery (it was bellydancers theme this week) which complemented her fantastic figure very well – she has such beautiful and soft skin. We started off standing, caressing each other and having some DFK before lying down while she started with some OWO. Absolutely incredible. Another guy joined us after a bit and started playing / caressing her rear and she was getting into it more and more. I didn’t want to hog her and didn’t want to pop yet so decided to thank her and check out the other room. What a great sight with all those beautiful girls engaged in various acts across the room. Toni caught my eye and she is absolutely stunning - she was giving someone OWO so decided to start caressing her gently and she opened up for some RO. I could see the other guy wanted to fuck her so I decided to head back to the other bedroom to catch up with the action I missed over there (yes…I was a bit like a headless chicken running around and not sure where to focus, hahaha). But anyway, [Jess – I think] just became free so I went over to her and she started giving me OWO while I was lying down on the bed. After a bit, she covered me up and started riding me CG. We were going at it pretty hard for a while and her moaning eventually took me over the edge for my first pop. I came so hard I was shaking for a while…wow.

I thanked her and went to the bathroom for a quick shower and to freshen up a bit. I should have then taken a short break to recover but went into the action again pretty much right away with [Victoria - I think it was her] trying to revive me. She had some success but I told her I had just came and thanked her telling her I’d take a quick break. So I put on my robe and start heading towards the kitchen but then notice another lady being open and it was just too tempting (note things are starting to get a bit blurry from this point so apologies about the names). I went over and gave her a good licking. From this point onwards I pretty much went from one lady to the next and played with (I believe) 7 out of the 8 ladies. Some of them have big personalities which is fun to observe / engage with. I eventually had [Victoria] again and finished my second pop with her after some furious mish (her legs on my shoulder). She is pretty wild and outspoken which made for some fun and hard sex. For the last 30min, several ladies (one in particular for the last 15min) tried to get a third pop out of me but it didn’t happen in the end – just couldn’t get over the edge…I think karma was telling me: this is what you get for not taking proper breaks after your first two rounds, haha. Overall, great experience and only didn’t get to play with Kasia out of the 8 girls playing that night… she was quite vocal at times which was a big turn-on for me...next time!

Anyway, a few other thoughts / favourite moments from a first-timer:
- I initially thought it might be a bit strange seeing other naked men around but you do actually focus on the girls surprisingly easy and it feels comfortable being in the middle of the action
- One guy was giving Kasia RO for a while and she then came pretty loudly and the guy got up and proudly proclaimed..."yup...I still got it"...hahaha...makes me smile writing about it
- Another guy was pounding one lady so hard (he was quite well-endowed as well) she was coming so hard / very loudly / shaking all over and nearly in tears…that was great to witness and she understandably needed a short (and happy) break afterwards 
- You do feel pressure to pop when playing with different girls; sometimes it's a bit much (at least for me), lol...why can't you just enjoy the sex for a while - it's not a failure if it didn't end in you finishing!...I also need to think of a better strategy to recover properly between rounds...didn't take proper timeouts this time and that perv chair was always occupied - they need to get one more of those!!
- It certainly feels like a sex party (which it obviously is and there isn't anything wrong with that) but I was surprised by how different it feels than a 1-2-1 punt (a lot less intimate and much more like a real life porno); didn't quite appreciate how different it felt until experiencing it myself (but that’s not a bad thing)
- You are literally drained afterwards and just want to relax - had to cancel plans for drinks tonight because just felt like chilling out after. Don't make big plans afterwards
- I'm still amazed at how professional the whole show is run. They do a great job

I had a great time on my first LMP (and sex party in general) experience – next time I have to pace myself a bit more though!