Review of Kirsty of Girlfriends Experience, Sheffield

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This is a well-reported establishment. As ever, the receptionist is immaculately professional and oozes confidence and efficiency. The administrative part of this parlour can never be faulted. The major downside to the whole place is its inconsistency with the shower temperatures. Once again, I struggled inanely with the shower controls, vacillating from ice-cold, to scorching hot. Finding a happy median was nigh on impossible.

Kirsty is a 29-years-old busty girl, full of energy and proved efficient, if somewhat autonomous throughout the encounter. Piercings asunder and not completely shaven, which is unusual.

I am unable to give this encounter the greatest of plaudits, since I cannot truly profess that I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was perfectly acceptable, but lacked all intensity and enthralment. “Forced” is the best adjective I can immediately think of when considering the service I received. Not that Kirsty was not relaxed, as she certainly was, but everything had a purpose, a speed, perfunctory could also be an apt attribute. Nothing was denied strictly speaking.
A major negative was the lacklustre and almost refusal for any kissing. For a £65 service, kissing is a fundamental element of the price. Again, some precursory pecks, but transparent avoidance thereafter was evident. No “connection” was ever sought and due to this sole feature, I cannot positively recommend Kirsty for the GFE service. Possibly, the PSE service at £45.00 is more suitable, as a result of my findings above.
Again, OWO was performed, but I had the feeling that speed was the only objective of the task. The unshaven nature of the girl dissuaded me to return the favour and she was athletically agile enough to contort herself into some admirable positions.
The potentiality of this lady and her service-provision is certainly obvious to see, but amendments are urgently required before she can become a legend in her own right.