Review of Parissa of House of Divine, London

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The HOD2 location in Maida Vale was quite nice but I never much liked it much. It was right next door to a dry cleaner's shop and had a council building opposite. Nowhere near as nice as HOD1.

Parissa is a good looking girl. She is pretty but not a model look in my opinion. She has a toned athletic body more like a curvy female athlete and a round but pretty face. Definitely attractive to look at but in my opinion not the model she is made out to be.

I am writing this review some months after the punt but feel it has to be written due to her attitude. Previous reviews had said she could be cold on occasion but it appeared that she was particularly cold when I visited. I have been to HOD a number of times and seen a few different girls. The vast majority of them were very friendly, understanding and had great attitudes. Parissa might have smiled once, until she realised she had my money and did not need to be friendly.

She seemed to play off the fact that I was very polite when I came in. In fact I found there was an inverse relationship between the two. The more polite I was to her the more she would rush me during the service, tell me that she didn't allow kissing (I don't have bad breath, no beard, no bad teeth etc.) and even complain about her job. At one point she boasted to me that she made plenty of money and didn't worry about other escort work she was doing. What this had to do with me I don't know.

Anyway, the punt descended to the point where she was clock watching and tell me to get dressed right after I had finished. She basically nagged me to leave the room about 25 minutes into the punt. This was not about the next punter comingor the time it would take me to get my trousers on and leave. It was about getting me out because she could.

The sex was OK. She did not kiss, gave me abrupt instructions on where I shouldn't touch her (I don't have a problem with the instructions only her tone was unecessarily harsh and I hadn't even touched her - she was guessing that I might), and made very unconvincing dirty talk in the hope that she would get me to finish sooner. In fact when I did finish sooner than she expected she could not hide her delight and basically told me she was glad the punt was over.

If you guys go to see her she is definitely not friendly on a consistent basis and seems to have either bad days where she is rude, or certain punters who she does not like. I am clean, young, have good hygiene, average looks - but she decided she would perform in a bad way and with an attitude. I have no objection to women taking a dislike to certain guys but why not tell us so we can leave without giving you money?

As I said above she is pretty, but I could not recommend her given that she clearly does not give the time or service paid for when she decides she can get away with it. A nasty attitude, and I paid her £70 for the privilege.