Review of Phoenix Party of The Phoenix Club, The Ultimate Adults Club, London

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An impressive, grand property in close proximity to Westminster Abbey. Three large bedrooms with various beds were used, two bedrooms had en-suites facilities. There was an additional bathroom available. TV's in the bedrooms playing music.

Parking available on street and free after 18:30.

Clean towels were always in supply and robes were given to the guests.

The quality of the shower facilities were great.

Plenty of drinks were on offer in the kitchen with a fully stocked fridge as well as hot and cold snacks.

There were seven young ladies who were here to party. They were all lovely and wearing very little, which was nice! I did not catch all the nationalities of the stunners but I can remember Brasilian, English, Polish and Russian. The only names that I can recall are Jennifer and Barbara. Barbara was not there to party but to welcome the guests and help out when the soiree was under way. The heights of the girls were varying. There was just something for everyone here.

All the girls were on form at this evening party despite it being very busy during the earlier parties.

When I discovered that Jade, from an establishment in Milton Keynes, had a twin that frequented these parties my interest for this kind of gathering was piqued. I had talked myself out of going initially as I believed the scene was not for me but after a tough few days at work I booked myself a space to confirm whether or not it is.

When ringing just before the bash to obtain the address I was told it would be a full house in attendance and was asked if I would still like to attend due to it being my first party. After a long drive from oop north, and I did not fancy the long disappointing drive back, I decided to still go for it.

Jennifer was assigned to look after me as it was my first visit and already knowing her helped me relax a tad.

Once the party started, Jennifer proceeded to entertain myself and another chap. All was going well until positions were swapped and an attempt at the old in-out failed due to my little friend suffering from extreme stagefright. On Jennifer's advice I stepped in to the kitchen and I poured myself some wine to help stem the nerves.

I had a chat with a gent in the kitchen who turned out to be a six year veteran of these parties. He did give some encouraging advice and told me to keep at it as the first time he tried this out he wanted to bolt it but persevered. I probably should have scarpered on this occasion but I can be very stubborn and stayed.

My nerves did get the better of me this night and I did find myself returning to my comfort zone with Jennifer. Sincere apologies to any guests who felt I was spending too much time with her.

The party was definitely well hosted with the party girls' and guys' wellbeing a constant priority. The exhausted but smiling faces of the chaps at the end was evidence they certainly had a fantastic time!

In spite of my lack of performance and exploration, I did enjoy myself and I am glad I experienced my first party of this sort with this company. I doubt I will attend another party in the near future. Probably, when I feel more confident and more comfortable in my own skin around a large group of people, I may attempt another shot.