Review of Phoenix Party of The Phoenix Club, The Ultimate Adults Club, London

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Very Clean appartment in Westminster, London. Very Discreet with 2 bathrooms and 3 bedrooms as well as a kitchen with light snakes, soft drinks, beer and wine.

This is the first ever time i attended a sex party. There were 7 ladies on the day i think they were, Mia, Ava, Jennifer, Nicola, Jayda, Sidney and Lexi.

AVA: a very slim French Girl with a slightly toned body and a very pretty porcelain looking face. She had her nipple pierced and two suprisingly sexy piercings on either side of her hip.

Mia: A spanish women with a very toned curvy body and large fake tits with a few sexy tattoos all over her.

Jenniffer: A brazilian bombshell with curves in all the right places, ample natural tits and a seriousley sexy accent.

Jayda: A tall blond eastern European lady with a very nice ass, small breasts and a beautiful pink pussy

Sidney: A curvy lithuanian beauty with a very naughty smile,extremly pretty face and a beautiful soft ass.

Lexi: A tanned polish girl looks the cutest of the bunch with nice pert small breasts and a very toned stomach.

Nicola: Bruneete british girl, nice tits with an average body/ personality.

On Arrival at LMP i was thinking, what the hell are you doing? How are you going to get out of this? What if you Bump in to someone? etc.. All the nerves were there but now i had got this far so i had to be a soldier and continue.

After entering the building i quickly ran up to the first floor and was greeted by a young gentlemen, luckily i was at the right place! Then Lady Em came over and asked me to put my clothes in the cupboard with my valuables in a sealed envelope. I still hadn't seen any of the girls and i was really worried that i wouldn't be attracted to them. Then Lady Em shouted Jennifer over to show me around and then wow! Jennifer was about 5ft6 and curvy in all the right places with long black hair, slight tan lines and an exceptional Brazillian Bunda (ass!), she showed me to the shower and already the nerves had completely dissapeared.

After putting my robe on and leaving the shower i joined the rest of the punters and the girls in the kitchen for a bit of a chat and banter, there were only 4 other guys there then and i was thinking i might seriously be in luck! The girls we waiting in the kitchen with Japanese attire (geisha week) and all looked amazing.


Now to the good bit..


So to the Ratio, going in there i was mentally prepared for 14 guys, i wanted to try something new and crazy so i was ready for that, but to my suprise there were only 6 of us! with 7 lady's and the sixth guy did not turn up till much later, so the ratio was 5:7 i mean for 160£ in London this is a serious bargain as most of the wg's are at a 300 pound an hour level in this city, i had managed to get 7 of them for 160! That is only 80 pounds an hour.

Jennifer grabbed my hand and took me straight to the bed, she told me she was going to rock my world and oh she did, straight away jayda came over and by now they were both sucking my cock, one licking my balls and the other my shaft! I was in Heaven! I then asked which one wanted to sit on my face, jayda happily obliged and jennifer proceeded to put the condom on and get on top, squating on my cock like a real pornstar. After about ten minutes i suspect Jayda had cum and so had i!My LMP cherry had finally been popped!

I quickly left the room and got a quick shower ready for round two i wanted to take a break for a second but there were just so many options. I came back in to the room to see Nicola on the bed she opened her legs and i started doing her doggy! After five minutes Mia came over we swapped and Nicola went into the other room, Nicola wasn't really that much fun and as she was a pornstar i thought she would of been the best, but she seemed a little dis-interested, hence the change.

Mia was Crazy, i fucked her from behind while she was grinding her pussy right against my cock and making lots of noise, she was very vocal! While banging away Ava turned up and got on her knees and started kissing mia. I was getting a bit tired already so i asked mia to lie down while i licked her pussy, naturally she obliged, while Ava was snogging her face off! Then Ava also opened her legs, the sight of these two women lying at the edge of the bed with there legs wide open while i was on the floor was incredible, i started to rub Ava's clit, while licking Mia's. Mia Came after about ten minutes with an earth shuddering orgasm i was quickly praised and she went out of the room to freshen up. I was left with Ava, wow! My favaroute, unbelievebly beatiful with soft french accent, beautiful pale skin, some sexy piercings and a very nice girl. i got on the bed and starting licking her clit for another ten minutes until she came and then she sucked me off to completion and i came all over her body! Woohoo Pop number 2!

By Now i was shattered and i felt dried out, i wanted to watch some action for a bit to see if i wanted to go again. But first i went to the kitchen first for a break. In the kitchen i grabbed a drink and this little beautiful polish girl came over after a brief chat i was politely told off by the lovely lexi (best body of the night) for taking a break, then she left the room, after two minutes she came back and said she had a bed waiting just for me and that she would milk the cum out of me. That was an offer i could not refuse, so back i went into the bedroom got my cock sucked, licked some amazing pussy and then i proceeded to get riden in cowgirl. After about 5 minutes everybody came in to my room a small reshuffle on the bed and i got wanked off by Lexi and jayda, people were everywhere it was such a turn on but unfortunalty i was Dry!


To conclude i would say everyone should try LMP once! It might not be everyone's cup of tea but it truely is a crazy, unforgetable experience to check off the Bucket list! My fave girls were Jennifer, Lexi and Ava, all had amazing personalities and were fantastic at there job. I was told that this was the lowest ratio of all time and yes i was a very lucky boy, but i would of liked it if there were a few more punters as all the girls would of been busy and it would of been interesting to try a spit roast and have the options of a few breaks. I will def be back thank you lady Em, it was the experience of a life time, i still wank over it everyday lol!