Review of Min Min of Invasian Asian Escorts London, London

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Can there be a more atmospheric place in London to punt than Soho? As a born & bred Londoner the area has always had an exciting and magical aura, ever since I used to play the pinball machines in Wardour Street as an (almost) innocent sixteen year-old, even then fending off the attentions of the very insistent street-walkers.

Min Min’s place is in the same area, and just walking along the street on the way to meet her set a mood that the usual Oriental escort habitats just can’t match.

Min Min’s flat is on the third floor (no lift) and the building is tidy and well-maintained. Her flat is very welcoming and homely, and comes complete with a couple of pooches....which was a bit of a novelty! I’m not a dog person at all but these two little fellas (Yorkies?) were friendly, quiet, unobtrusive, and they didn’t have that unsavoury damp doggie smell! Min Min absolutely loves them to bits and so it’s best if you can get on with them - I’m a sucker for anything “cute” and so it was no problem, and by the time that I left I felt that I was almost part of the family.

There’s a clean and tidy bathroom, but no tub and the shower is small – not an issue for me.

Min Min is close to my ultimate fantasy, but let’s get one thing out of the way – she’s mid-thirties. Why do most agencies (not Invasian) publish the most ridiculous age claims – is it good business to insult the intelligence of customers and thus alienate them? She’s got reviews on here going back to 2009 and so, by Asian Option’s reckoning, she started escorting when she was 16? Jeez!

Anyway, back to happy….

Although I’ve always been attracted to Min Min’s more conservative gallery shots, I’d never really seriously considered her for a punt as the dominatrix label and outfits are an absolute turn-off for me. However, a couple of weeks ago, I spent an hour with one of her neighbours and Min Min came up in conversation; I was assured that she can be all things to all men, including a sub if needs be….”and how about trying a double-booking some time?” Ha! I needed to find out more….

I’m a slim 65kg, and part of the reason that I find Orientals so attractive is that they are generally the “right size” for me, but I was totally unprepared for Min Min when she emerged from behind the door. She’s billed as 5’2” or 5’4” depending where you look, but she is absolutely tiny – in a completely different league even to the likes of Emma or Lilly/Maya. Her colleague had told me she was “very small”, but even so! Imagine a miniaturised Oriental version of Kylie Minogue, complete with that perfect cheeky bum.

Min Min does not seem to use the usual photographer with his/her trademark ludicrous and misleading body-altering photo-shopping – her photos, apart from the ever-changing hair and the obvious studio make-up, are as accurate as you’re going to get which makes this part of my review very easy – just look at her profiles, particularly the Invasian shot in the hallway with the unflattering (to me) hat and the white strappy outfit – that is so accurate that it could be a well-taken amateur shot!

Min Min had shortish straight red-blonde hair when I saw her and was wearing a tiny bikini, exactly as requested through the receptionist at the agency – the top fitted her lovely enhanced boobs perfectly, but her tiny bum struggled to fill out the bottoms! Aw, shucks!

Min Min does not do the undressing bit well – she tried to tug my shoes off without even undoing the laces and so we abandoned that and I took over. That was surprising as she’s very experienced,but it was quite comical and not exactly a deal-breaker for me.

Once on the bed Min Min immediately drizzled herself from top to bottom with three varieties of oils/lubes and we got down to some slippery body to body mutual massage to get things moving - who needs a bath for sloppy fun? Min Min has a really tight body and she felt amazing. As we gradually progressed to oral both ways it was abundantly clear that she was extremely responsive and that turned me on even more than I already was.

Fast-forward and I became impatient for some sex and requested a condom; Min Min gave me one last little suck before putting it on – mouth assisted, of course. I had been a little apprehensive about the penetration due to her tiny stature, but she took all that I could give even when her legs were over my shoulders. Min Min moved fantastically when she was on top and she felt amazing, even through the condom. I do think that she was on the limit though, so if you’re bigger than European-average then you might have to take it a little easy?

It was the same in anal – Min Min was tailor made for me and after five minutes or so of this in cowgirl I was completely done for. Even then, Min Min continued to move beautifully to such a point that it became a delightful but unbearable agony and I just had to push her off.

All along Min Min had been really quiet, tender and affectionate – the kissing was not really deep (I didn’t actually try for that) but it seemed sincere and I was even treated to some GFE ear-nibbling.

Once the naughty stuff was done and I’d had a shower she did briefly lose control and her dark domineering side emerged when she very sternly insisted that I gargle for at least a full minute - and no less!!! I meekly obeyed, and back in the bedroom and sitting on the edge of the bed Min Min then became really talkative and we ran into overtime with some great conversation – she seems to be a lovely person, as well as being incredibly sexy.

Min Min has been around for quite a while but she was as fresh and enthusiastic as I could wish for. She was actually my thirty-first different Oriental escort in the last sixteen months and I’m agonising over whether to regard her as my current favourite – I’ve had a good run lately with Invasian and it’s getting very tough at the top!

Obviously, I’ll be returning very soon…………..