Review of Rose of Top Secret London - The Best Girls Here!, London

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Excellent communications and directions from the Top Secret agency led me to a well known modern block just a couple of minutes' walk from Paddington station.
Very safe, anonymous neighbourhood, entryphone system - you're buzzed in, no problem walking past the desk guy who takes no notice, if there is one, which isn't all the time.
Lifts to the left and right - Rose thoughtfully tells you which direction to turn so you don't have that embarrassing walk of shame back through the hallway indicating that you clearly don't know where you're going...
Flat itself is very clean, modern, excellent ensuite shower facilities.
Room decent size - good bed, Rose has made it feel very homely and comfortable.

Rose is stunning. Over 5'10 in heels, slim, toned body, well-groomed with a fantastic figure.
Good sized boobs, shapely slim hips, the most peachy bum.
I'm a very experienced punter of many years' standing - so to speak -(although this is my first field report because I'm a lazy git) and I can confidently state that Rose is one of the prettiest escorts I have seen.
Lovely smile, beautiful teeth, smelling great, she obviously takes really good care of herself.
Wearing a short skirt, stockings and suspenders, exactly as requested, she couldn't have been more welcoming and friendly.
I would gladly have paid the £200 just to stare at her for half an hour. (Not really, but you know what I mean....)
One of the reasons for her flawless appearance is that she's very new to this business and still retains that freshness and enthusiasm that most girls lose after months or years in the job.

After gasping at the divine vision I saw when the door opened, I received a big smile and a kiss on the cheek, then I was ushered into Rose's room (she shares the apartment with two other girls), feeling quite faint at the sight of her barely-covered, beautifully-formed bum proceeding majestically in front of me.

Having passed the gift over, I was offered a shower and being, as I am, a klutz in terms of working out how showers function, Rose helped me get the water temperature right, which was a very sweet gesture.

(By the way, someone should write a punters' guide to showers, as there are so many designs, I can never figure out how they work and end up either freezing myself or - on one disastrous occasion - scalding the old chap quite severely, leading to a very painful and under-par subsequent performance.)

Anyhow, to continue....Rose was waiting patiently when I emerged, looking seriously like a Vogue lingerie model and we proceeded to have an extended session of FK, mutual stroking and kissing during which time I gradually disrobed her and dived south of the border for some delicious oral which was received with welcome noises of appreciation.
She returned the favour with a very gentle, teasing OWO - during which I could only prevent a premature eruption by visualising Nigel Farage standing naked with a pint in one hand, a fag in the other and holes in his socks.

Covered sex in various positions followed, which was fantastic and enthusiastically shared.

Listen, guys, I'm not going to write a porn novella for all those who read this stuff to get a cheap, vicarious thrill - I'm only going to say that sex with this lovely girl was a privilege and a massive pleasure. Rose is beautiful both physically and as a person and I had a great hour of 'sexy time,' as Borat would say.
I would highly recommend her and will be going back to see her very soon. Treat her well chaps, she's a real diamond, and we should thank the EU freedom of movement regulations that allow such gorgeous Polish beauties to come over here and service our libidinous needs.
I really hope this review helps get her gets some respectful, courteous, decent clients and she is thus encouraged to stay around for a long time.

Can I also praise Vanessa at Top Secret for her recommendation and the friendly and professional way she handled the booking.
That's it. 10 out of 10.
Copy that. Over and out. Beam me up, Scottie.