Review of Anissia of London Loyalty Escorts, London

Click here to report a concern about this review

Click here for a PDF printable version

The usual block in Chelsea. Safe, discreet, basic but perfectly fine and with plenty of parking around. Her place is decent and clean and with a basic shower.

Slim, pretty with a good natural figure. Nice brown eyes (as opposed to the photoshopped blue/green eyes in the photos - why do they do that?!) Cute tattoo on her lower back.

Was kept waiting in the corridor for a couple of minutes upon arrival. Was welcomed in by Anissia, who looks only a bit like her photos - eye colour being the most obvious difference. Her English is fairly limited which tends to impact on my enjoyment of things as I quite like a bit of chat - she says she has learnt her English from scratch in a couple of months, in which case at that rate she will be much improved in a couple of months time.

Anissia is a smiley, friendly girl. However, performance-wise, there was no FK or OWO. Covered BJ technique was reasonable but not amazing. For the main event, she seemed fairly unresponsive but not the worst.

She probably gets a slightly harsher review in the context of a run of particularly good luck I've had with punts lately, but she did also do the thing that most winds me up which is pay too much attention to texts on her phone during the hour (including immediately after the main event - and I mean seconds after!) This is a no-no as far as I'm concerned.

She is a nice girl but I won't return.