Review of Aylin of Rosebud London Escorts, London

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Exactly as the agency web page. A nice looking lady of Turkish origin.

This one was always going to be a risk. I have to say the agency made some recommendations to me and Aylin was not on their recommended shortlist. However there was something about her description and photos that I found attractive and so I chose her. Big expensive mistake.
I should also add that the agency webpage does suggest Aylin is new and they would welcome feedback. Difficult to fault the agency.
She arrived in good time - but avoided the welcome kiss. Hmmmm that's unusual but OK .....
Take care of the paperwork. She wants an extra £20 for the taxi. I guess I didn't expect that but OK no big deal.
Things started off sort of OK. Basically she stripped quickly and the attitude is "OK now what do you want to do". So she starts with handwork but, of course I can do that for myself if I want to so I suggested she graduated to oral. Grudgingly she did but explained the rules of what I shouldn't do in her mouth. Anyway, that didn't last long due to a distinct lack of enthusiasm so back to handwork. I figured she wasn't going to do oral again so on with the rubber and into doggy to completion. That was nice.
So, we are now 15 minutes into the session. 105 minutes to go. I am at an age where I need a bit of recovery time (45 to 60 minutes is nice) during which we can engage in nice smalltalk, kissing, massage etc. Then after that my plan would be to spend the final 45 minutes or so with round 2. This is why I chose (and paid for) a 2 hour session, however, this is also where my plan went wrong.
Her smalltalk consisted of telling me how she had been working all night, had just come direct from 2 or 3 previous clients overnight and that she hadn't slept and was ever so busy and tired. This was interrupted by numerous phone calls/text messages which she explained were from more clients so we needed to hurry up. This is not good smalltalk for obtaining a prompt woody for round 2.
Kissing - during the whole session the only kiss was a single one on the lips with mouth firmly shut.
Massage - that was OK.
Anyway after about 20 minutes Percy starts to pecker up again so we start round 2 - missionary. I like to take things a little slowly and savour the moment. However, when you are told to keep going because she has to go soon that was kind of an issue. Plus her damn phone kept ringing. Plus every time she exhaled she didn't exactly have the sweetest breath. The bottom line is that she got more and more impatient and I got less and less interested. She then told me that I was never going to get hard again so why don't we just give up. Furthermore if I wasn't going to get hard again it was a waste of her time and she would leave. Reality was I was never going to get hard again because I was getting more and more pissed off with her. After 75 minutes I've had enough and tell her she may as well go. She then tells me it's all my fault.
I may not be the world's most active hobbyist but I think I can say this was probably the worst experience I have had.