Review of Kate of Ego Massage, Milton Keynes

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Ego in Milton Keynes but actually not in MK via my SatNav!

Very good looking lady with fantastic poise and professionalism. Fantastic body, clean, smooth, tanned and obviously she looks after herself so her clients can enjoy her in peak condition. Well dressed, and undressed, smelt very lovely and I got the impression she really cares about her appearance, body and us! Her stated age is totally irrelevant - she could be any age apart from the fact her obvious experience cannot be acquired in five minutes - very good everything.

Arrived early. A first but needed to wait for a car park space because of the weekend rush to get the public spaces. Reunited with the "administration" department who were very friendly, helpful and who offered me a drink and escorted me to the room. The "maid" is very nice but can be intimidating if you upset her girls. I like her. All very good and the sun was out.
I have been trying to see Kate for many months and today was the day. Having booked in the week, and confirmed in the morning, I waited for her to arrive in anticipation. It was either going to be very good or very average.
It was very, very good. A lovely lady who can share a joke and is wonderful at the art of Swedish massage. Worked on my back... very relaxing and accompanied by suitable and charming conversation. After what I thought was about 20 minutes I was invited to turn over and experience a face-to-face massage within the body-to-body slide and a suitable and controlled "end". Turns out it was 30 minutes and I was invited to get a wiggle on as Kate recommends a 5 minute clean-up/shower time. Good advice as I was as slippery as a fish. With five to go I was aroused to the point of no return. FAB, What is interesting is Kate, I think, has the ability to make you cum at any point. If she wants you to build up to "it" for 20 minutes she could. Alternatively if she needs you to cum in 30 seconds... she does. We did, she did, I did! Next time it will be an hour session, for sure with a slow burn! I would hazard a guess that this lady has tantra experience, but what do I know?
Great encounter with a thoroughly delightful lady on a sunny, April day in MK. Thanks Kate, may you have tons of luck in the future. Will I go back? To see Kate again... YES. (Ego is very different from other establishments. The beauty being you pretty much know what will happen and the effort you need to put in is close to zero. Very indulgent and as a result very enjoyable. At the end you feel relaxed fulfilled and ready to face the Apple Store!) I would have been better off not going Apple picking but gone straight home to chill. Next time I will.