Review of Helen of Hot Sexy Escorts London, Central London

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Beware airbrushed photo's! Girl I picked from pics was short, smiley with huge tits & described as curvy. Girl who eventually arrived at my hotel room door was indeed short & certainly did have huge natural (but saggy) tits, but was also quite flabby around the middle, bum & legs. Looked nothing like her severely airbrushed pictures. Not even sure if it was her.

Good communications with girl who answered phone day before I arrived in London. I picked Helen based on being a huge boob lover & her pics made it clear she had those. A few texts to check what time I wanted to see her & confirm all was ok & that was it until show time at midnight. First problem was that the agency said I wouldn't need to go outside & meet her, she would knock my door. By 12.10 there was no sign of her, so I texted them & they told me to go & meet her at the corridor door (which needs a key card to open it of course!). I did this & wasn't greatly impressed at being greeted by a surly looking quite fat girl who really didn't look anything like her pictures, but I didn't send her away because I was just ready for action. In my room she slagged of the agency for a few minutes & had two phones that rang about 10 times each before we could even get down to business. The price quoted was £230 PLUS £20 for the taxi, so I gave her £250, but she said the taxi was an extra £10. I didn't want to argue, I just gave it to her. She is Russian, so there was a bit of a langauge barrier, but good God, she was surly! She told me to get naked & she also stripped off in a matter of fact way, like you do when you're going to get in the shower. It was about as sexy as making porridge. She did offer owo, which was reasonable at best & her boobs were most certainly natural. She did keep eye contact all the way through which was good. She then suggested protected sex with her on top which we did for a few minutes, until I was nearly ready to pop, so I suggested that I offered her a bit of ro, which she was quite happy to accept. Her pussy was acceptably clean & no more & she did make the right noises. After my tongue could do no more, I suggested 69 & she made sure I understood there was no cim offered here, I would pop in her hand & that our session would be over as soon as I had done so. This happened fairly swiftly & as soon as it did, she dived for the wet wipes, dressed quickly, offered me a peck on the cheek & was gone. I suppose there's no fool like an old fool & for these prices (some £100 above what I pay in Brum for MUCH better service), I would have expected to at least see the girl in the pics. Avoid this agency like the plague, shiny website & rip off artists.