Review of Marie of House of Divine, London

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A basement flat near Victoria. Perfectly fine though was a little hot and not a patch on their old premises in South Kensington which I visited twice in 2012 and 2013.

HoD have some very beautiful women walk through their doors - Marie is not one of them. Tall, slimmish, red hair/ginger and pale complexion. Smallish tits. Facially I would say above average/plain but wouldn't say beautiful. Overall fairly unremarkable and way below my high expectations given my previous experiences and reputation of HOD.

I seldom visit London nowadays and so when I do I try to treat myself to something special. Unfortunately my Plan A fell through due to timings not working but wasn't too disconcerted as I hold HoD in very high regard as my two previous visits were great punts with beautiful women in nice surroundings and all at a price that is very reasonable. I phoned up and both girls available (Jai - a black British girl and Marie a red head Ukrainian) sounded enticing as for me both are rarities. In the end decided to plump for Marie.

I had some difficulties finding the flat and got there all hot, sweaty and flustered. Was disappointed when I saw Marie as I was expecting a better looking girl albeit the bar was set very high from my previous HOD visits. I remembered having a quick shower at HoD on previous occasions and planned the same again as I felt I needed freshening up. I asked Marie at the start if I could have one as I felt sweaty and didn't want that to be a factor but she said it wasn't a problem and I could have one afterwards.

It was a very lacklustre punt. Some tight/closed lipped kissing, sucked on her tits. Marie was completely disengaged throughout and made no conversation. I then went down on her for a bit and she then suggested returning the favour. She put on a condom and after a few sucks asked if I was ready for sex. I barely was but it was obvious this was the end of the blowie as far as she was concerned so mounted her missionary style and was all over after a few minutes. I wasn't particularly enjoying myself as she was completely passive and was glad to get out in 15 mins.

Reminded me of some perfunctory Soho punts for £20 back in the day. It wasn't so much wasting the money but the opportunity cost as I was only going to have one punt in London. Overall, a complete dead fish and a punt that can only be described as a blow-up doll experience. But I hope and trust this is atypical of HoD nowadays as I still see them as my default choice in London unless I'm after a particular kink (e.g. bdsm or party) or ethnicity.