Review of Alexa & Lena of Premier Models UK London Escort Agency 24/7, London

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House (yes, a whole house!) in a quiet street just of Edgware Road.

Not too far off the website photos, but not too close either. How do they DO that photoshopping? Still very attractive. Very busty although she didn't show off or use her breasts to any advantage, alas.

I've had lots of good duo dates. Mostly with AW girls or from other sources, but never via an agency. This wasn't a good date. First of all, very enthusiastic texting from the agency: "Lesbian Show!" "Hot girls, DFK, OWO!" "Excellent choice!" etc etc. You can't read between the lines on this kind of thing, and your cock certainly won't let you think for yourself.

On arrival, girls very welcoming, tall, elegant, Lena a dark slim girl and Alexa auburn and very pretty, all shaping up well. No drink offered, shower offered, explained I'd just had one. "Why don't you two get started", I said, "while I get undressed, and I'll watch for a a little." The lesbian show, I meant of course. Blank looks between girls.

Oh well: Agency 1, Me 0.

I take some clothes off while the girls stand around vaguely, occasionally checking their phones. They're in some lingerie stuff which is OK but not exciting. Finally I'm naked, tadaa! Alexa comes over and gives me a little hug, I nuzzle her neck and check out the DFK situation, but no go, she moves her head away.

Agency 2. Me 0.

We have a little hug; Lena comes up behind and strokes my back, it's like being in the bath with your cousins when you were 5, there's no sexy spark happening at all. I lie down on the bed, make room for one on each side, give big smile, say nice things, Lena lies down next to me and strokes my chest, Alexa gets a condom off the nightstand;

Agency 3, Me 0.

Puts on condom, maybe it doesn't go far down enough, oh no, her nails are too long, she can't grip it, she forces it down, ouch. I suggest they take some clothes off, oh yes, they forgot, pants down all. So I'm on a bed between two naked pretty girls, what can go wrong? A phone pings and one of them has to go and look at it - the height of unprofessionalism, but young people today, etc etc. Alexa at last starts sucking my cock, not bad, but the condom is not a thin one and impedes sensation. Lena plumps down beside me again and strokes my chest again while she waits for a text. They talk to each other in Romanian. At one point Lena tells me she comes from Italy, "Florence!", but appears to know little or nothing about Tuscany. I suggest fucking Alexa doggy. It's OK, but I have to SUGGEST to Lena that she joins us on the bed and that she STROKES my balls instead of standing on the other side of the room. She does, though, and it's quite nice. She has nice firm upstanding nipples which I tweak. Alexa's phone pings and I notice she HAS IT IN HER HAND and is texting WHILE THE CLIENT IS FUCKING HER and is not offering A levels even tho the website suggests she would.

Agency 4, Me 0.

I am now bored of fucking Alexa - this is how unsexy it is - and ask to fuck Lena, who looks a bit miffed but changes my condom and lies down resignedly. I get on top and start pumping dutifully, try to kiss her while I'm there but she turns away, I try to liven things up by suggesting a less vanilla position, her on her side, me coming in the above and to the rear so I can feel her arse and tits at the same time; to my surprise she agrees. To my greater surprise Alexa wakes up from her trance and comes up behind me to play with my arse while we fuck.

Good: Agency 4, Me 1.

Some of my money is being made worthwhile at this point. I put my hand down and feel my cock going in and out of Lena's pussy all slippery with lube and feel her arsehole until she takes my hand away. The condom is too blankety for me to come though, so I pull out, remove it and WANK MYSELF over Lena's tummy while Alexa fingerfucks my arse (not bad but her nails are long and I get the occasional jab) for a first orgasm.

Agency 4, Me 2 but disallowed 1 as I had to do it myself.

Everyone very relieved at this point, Lena runs off to wash and Alexa goes to check her phone while I study the ceiling. The girls drift back and lie/sit next to me while we make hopeless small talk - I'm no good at this alas and would prefer a lesbian show at this point, but see above. Lena suggests a massage and I agree, she sits on my legs and rubs my back. After a bit I turn over, "What kind of massage you want?" Alexa asks, "A sexy massage," I say. She strokes my nipples in her unsexy way while Lena squeezes my balls. This goes on for ages while I think, will ANYONE touch my cock, or will I have to do it myself AGAIN? Eventually Alexa says that we are nearly out of time.

Agency 5, Me 1.

I tell her I'm ready to come again and will come in TWO MINUTES if she just GIVES ME A WANK (I'm determined to get my money's worth, or at least a hundred quid's worth or something). She oils my cock and gives quite a reasonable hand-job - spurred on no doubt by my promise. Lena looks on. I wonder if I'm going to come. I'm damned if they're going to get away without doing SOMETHING. I fantasise that I'm on a desert island with naked nymphs pandering to my every need and that they will toss me off whenever the whim takes me, I gaze at Alexa's gorgeous profile as she looks across the room while she wanks my cock, I study the shoulders and breasts of these gorgeous sullen creatures who are taking all my money and wasting my time and their time. I come.

Agency 5, Me 2.

The girls hurry me into the shower and throw themselves on their phones.