Review of Elizabeth of House of Divine, London

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The usual HOD1.

Pretty face (you can never tell with the blurred photos) and a stunning runway model's body with perfect small breasts. Gorgeous fine long jet black hair.

It kills me to make this a neutral because after a rough start she seemed to be a very nice person, but honestly I would not recommend her to a friend, and given the options available I would not consider seeing her again.

She was not exactly welcoming, her first words to me were "it's 70." It was so jarring compared to the way money was handled with the other HOD girls that it took me a half second to figure out what she was talking about. As the time went on she warmed up in terms of personality, and was actually very nice and smiling and talkative by the end. Maybe if you booked an hour and took things very slowly you might have a better experience in terms of a that sort of interaction.

I don't think the actual physical service would improve though. Her profile says French Kissing and GFE, which should really come off the website. No FK whatsoever, period, full stop. She would really rather there was no kissing on the mouth at all, and was trying to move her face away. I didn't force the issue which seemed to relieve her, and that's when she got much nicer. I think she must have a lot of confused and annoyed customers. Absolutely not a GFE.

Unfortunately not a PSE either, her OWO is shallow and superficial, frankly not very experienced or enthusiastic. The same perfunctory pre-sex job you would get from an inexperienced girlfriend who really doesn't want to be sucking your dick at all. The website says CIM but there is absolutely no way she could make anyone come with her mouth, it just would not happen.

Missionary sex was bad. That blocked out leg action that keeps you from getting deep, plus moving her face away from yours constantly. Dog was fine, and in the end enabled me to come.

As at the top, I hate to not give her a positive because she was so nice at the end. Her english is good and she is funny and seems smart and likable after a while. I just would not want to have any sort of sexual relationship with her.