Review of Ruby of Brighton Belles/South-Coast Calender Girls, Brighton

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This establishment will not receive any awards for glamour. Still, I guess one does not visit these places for décor or elaborate settings. It is situated on a main street, but the door is hidden somewhat down a small passage, which is not immediately obvious. A labyrinth of rooms and small corridors and I cannot imagine how it is possible to keep it from being drab and uninviting. Shown to a small room, with a single bed and a stand-alone heater, blasting out overwhelming heat. That, along with the lumpy mattress, did not make the room welcoming or more than functional for its purpose.

Ruby is as described on the website, although I would state, as ever, that her age is considerably higher than the advertised 22. The bust is also certainly not a 34DD either. Somewhat more built up than expected and skin that was marked with acne. She claimed to be Russian, but this was not discernible and her constant “yes baby” was rather irritating, as the sentiment held no affection or inference at all.

I cannot designate this review nothing else but with a negative label, for the whole experience was depressing, from arrival to departure. After arriving, I was taken to the room and asked who I wanted to see. Apparently, there were 10 girls on offer. I requested a non-smoker and 3 girls were presented. None of them were particularly appealing, and I tossed a coin and found myself with Ruby. Although I experienced a poor service with Ruby, I strongly suspect that it would have been similar with whoever I had chosen, but maybe this is a slightly detrimental for Ruby herself. Nevertheless, I opted for the standard £60 for basic service. I then asked about kissing, which apparently, was an additional £20. Then, how about kissing on the body, which proved to be another £20. I chose this one, as I wanted some interaction, but this turned out to be simply me being able to kiss her body. No interaction from her on me, not at all. So, this pricing scheme is seriously flawed and does not reflect what you are getting. If you count up the various services that you could get, you might as well find an Independent.
Service was rushed, to say the least. Oral was uninspiring and attempted at a rapid, ridiculous rate. Even before things really got going, a speedy, frantic hand-job was performed, delivered in the most insincere, mechanical way, one can imagine. I cannot even claim the sex to be invigorating, as a mass amount of lube and a flaxen, disinterested posture by the girl displayed sheer ambivalence towards me and the act itself.
For the icing on the cake, when getting dressed, about 15 minutes into my 30 minutes appointment, some random guy tried to walk into the room. Why this was permitted and why a guy was wandering about unattended, I have no clue, but suffice to say, that this was both perturbing and rather startling.
I’m afraid that with the shabby environment, expansive pricing system, disengaged service provision and general aura of the establishment, this has to be one of the poorest punts I have had for a while. A serious shake-up needs to occur here, otherwise, the independent circuit will certainly flourish in Brighton.

The establishment writes:

Hi, the attached review is some what over the top. There are various parts of the review that are just NOT TRUE, i.e a single bed in the room with a lumpy mattress, all of our rooms have either double or king size beds with brand new mattress's that our replaced every few months, the first room you would have been shown into has just been redecorated, with brand new bed, mattress, chair, carpet, wallpaper so how this can be classed as shabby is ridiculous. Ruby and her details. Ruby is 22 with a 34DD bust, with very clear skin, so to say she has bad skin and her details are incorrect are very far from the truth. I can not comment on the service itself, as I was not there, but I can state that Ruby doesn't get complaints and she does receive good feedback from regular customers. With reference to the guy who was wandering around unattended, I find this very hard to believe as all customers who enter are shown to a room to say hello, escorted to the room with the lady and then escorted out, so I find it very hard to believe that someone would randomly walk into your room? but if this did happen, I can only apologize. As for the smoking issue, we do not allow girls to smoke inside the property that is why we have the outside area with tables, heater and chairs for girls to smoke with adequate ventilation. When writing a review I would think it only fair to write correct details, not FALSE ones.