Review of Oana of Top Secret London - The Best Girls Here!, London

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Ordinary flat in Bayswater
Lots of stairs
Nice enough

Described on her web profile as young and pretty, I'd say that was true, but I'd add that she is also fat and lazy.

When she opened the door my initial response was positive, she's a pretty girl, but it rapidly went down hill. She was wearing a towelling bathrobe, with old underwear, which she took off without ceremony to reveal a body that would be best described as disappointing.

I've had many punts and met many girls. The majority of the time I like the girl and feel positive when I leave. Sometimes it's all a bit of a let down, and rarely i leave feeling bad. This was one of those occasions.

I guess there are many reasons why girls take up this line of work and I wouldnt want to presume. But it seems some need the money to study, some enjoy the job and the flexibility, some send the money home. There are also multiple sad situations I don't know about. However I got the feeling this girl was just too lazy to get regular work. She was certainly too lazy to put any effort into me.

I did most of the work myself, and just found her annoying. It was as if she thought she was doing me a favour under sufferance.

I was out the door in 20 mins.

Avoid.