Review of Adrienne of MKE Finest, Milton Keynes

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This is their new premises in Bletchley. It is completely inaccessible by public transport and either you have to drive or take a cab to the location. Walking is also impossible as the roads leading there do not have pedestrian facilities. You have to walk around the back too, as the entrances are not front-facing. I have more to say about this in the main body, but suffice to say here, that I do not think it fits the purpose or is suitable.

A busty Romanian. Friendly enough and conversation was easy. Adrienne claimed to be 23 and although I’m no great judge with ages, I thought this was a rather conservative estimate. She was seemingly willing to do anything, although this was very much a PSE encounter, rather than the GFE type.

So, having eventually found my way to this new establishment – I hadn’t visited for over 6 months and hadn’t realised that they had moved locations – I had the choice of two ladies. True enough, I did not book in advance, for I was unsure to how long it was going to take me to get there. The terrible weather wasn’t helping either.
Anyways, things started ominously when I was shown into a downstairs room, right next to the kitchen. This inevitably meant that the constant chatter, noise and negotiations from the others could be overheard. An intimate environment, this couldn’t be classed as.

Adrienne offered everything that is stated on her profile. She was content to provide my preferred methods of stimulation. All conducted in a very affable manner. She was clean and despite being a smoker, didn’t carry a telling odour. I was satisfied with everything that occurred, which was all of the usual.

Now, regarding this new place of theirs. The room I was shown to was small and just about fitted a bed (which was very low to the ground) and a small set of drawers. Nothing else could have fitted and I’ve described above the proximity to the kitchen, which is very off-putting. I wasn’t offered or saw any washing opportunities.
Apparently, there are four bedrooms and I think on the day, there were six girls. I’m no mathematical genius, but those numbers seem not to add up.
Particularly irritating, and verified by the number-games described, is that the maid notified Adrienne of my choice, but followed it up by a very distinct “Hurry up in there, for she’s got an 1.15” Presumably, another girl had an appointment and the rest of the house was being used. A quick check of the time showed me it was 12.52, which meant, I was seemingly going to have only 23 minutes, when I asked for 30.
Adrienne came in a couple of minutes later and my apprehensions were validated once she walked around the bed and instructed me to strip. Obviously, there was no gentle lead-in or tender beginner embrace. After this frosty start, she did warm up to be fair, but as stated, in a PSE way.
Also, I have to give Adrienne credit for not exactly hurrying me towards the designated time. I left the place at 1.19, so, yes, I was cheated out of 5 minutes, but I gained the impression that I could have had my allocated time if I wanted.

Therefore, a plus from the lady, but a negative from the establishment, which is not Adrienne’s fault.