Review of Keeley of Victoria House, Lutterworth

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Well known, very, very classy. Has the air of a real 'gentlemen's retreat'.

Keeley is delightfully pretty, with a warm, chatty, slightly scatty personality. She is bigger than she appears on her photos, with a magnificently rounded Kardashianesque derriere just ripe for spanking. If you prefer your ladies slender and petite, though, don't be put off or you'll be missing a heck of an experience.

I don't think Keeley is pretending to be a raging nymphomaniac; I think she really is a raging nymphomaniac. Things looked promising immediately, when I told her I'd like to bend her over my knee to spank her bottom, to which she responded "Ooh, yes please, I love that, the harder the better!" So that was a challenge, for a start, and even after working through the gears and spanking her with every ounce of force I had,long after most women have called time, every loud 'thwack' was greeted with nothing other than a little squeal of delight. I was quite exhausted by the time she started her oral work, and if you think you've experienced everything a woman can do in that respect, think again. Keeley doesn't just devour it; she practically inhales it. She does a terrific conjuring trick whereby she makes it completely disappear for what seems like minutes on end. At times I wondered how she managed to breathe. And as for the sex....well. Imagine you're competing at the Calgary Stampede. All you can do is climb aboard and cling on for dear life. What a gal!

Would I visit Keeley again? Not ruddy likely. I'm not man enough for that. But would I recommend her to anyone else? You bet. Don't book her for 45 minutes or more unless you're in supreme physical condition, but half an hour with Keeley is the most unforgettable fun you'll ever have!