Review of Elena of Top Secret London - The Best Girls Here!, London

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Small flat in Marylebone. Dingy bathroom with watered down soap! Small bedroom, spartan furnishings. Not luxurious by any means, disappointing considering price of incall

Hardly looks like the girl in the description. Blonde with dark roots showing. Reasonably attractive but don't expect the hottie in the pics. I know it's usually the case that pics are photos hopped anyway but I was still disappointed. Petite frame, small breasts unlike the misleading pics, slightly saggy stomach from child birth. Several tats which doesn't bother me. Claimed to be 24 but I'd guess in her 30's. Looks wise I'd give 5 out of 10

I was horny and had a choice of melody or elena. Boy did I regret my choice. Melody was £50 cheaper but I was tempted by elena's profile pics and claim of open-mindedness. Couldn't be further from the truth. Strangely she seemed to have good reviews. I can only say that I must have higher standards than your average punter. I'd asked her to dress up as a sexy secretary, she was wearing a nightgown. I had a shower in the not so nice bathroom. I do hope those towels were clean. She had her hair tied up and wouldn't let me touch it or take it out of the band. Wanted to give covered oral because apparently it feels better convinced her to do owo for a couple of minutes before she put the rubber on and carried on. Sex in a couple of positions, tried to get myself going with some dirty talk but strangely, considering her choice of profession, she wasn't to willing or capable. She dictated everything which wasn't really vfm, no kissing on lips, which for me is a total waste of time if you're shagging. I couldn't believe it, why the false advertising then. At some point she wanked me over her breast, refusing cim, stating it was an extra £70! As if I hadn't already been mugged off, she ushered me out after 40 mins claiming she was hungry. Wtf had I just paid £200 for. I didn't really want to stay anyway. Avoid like the plague. I think any other choice would have been better