Review of Effy of House of Divine, London

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Usual HOD place at Pimlico. Please see previous reviews. Shower drain was slightly blocked this time!

Effy is a naturally beautiful white British lady in her mid 20's, though she had been travelling for a period of time, and there is something gently exotic about her. As advertised, she is a dancer and her physique really shows it. Her photos are accurate for once, though for some reason I assumed she would have been petite, but instead she is reasonably tall though not imposingly so. Also it looks as if she could be quite sharp and tangy in her photos, but her persona is way softer, warmer and personable. HOD's description of her as a Kitten is not be far off. She does have a few piercings, and tattoos as photographed. I prefer a lady with no overt bodily modifications but in the case of Effy, I didn't find it brash or distracting.

Effy has sky blue eyes and a captivating smile, but if anything I can fall in love with her voice. She speaks in the softest tones with a uniquely dreamy melodic accent - I would happily spend the hour with her reading me a book! That, with her light whispering frame, fair complexion and hair, she is an incredibly feminine lady.

Well, as for the physical details we ugly punters are interested in, her photos are accurate, so not much need for a description here.

I slotted myself in last minute to see Effy as she had been fully booked that day but thankfully she had some cancellations +/- change in plans. I consider myself lucky but lesson learned about pre-bookings, particularly a lady I have not visited before. Anyway, clearly she had been in high demands that day, and I had high expectations, which of course had been met.

Having not seen Effy before, it took a bit longer to get warmed up, but our kissing became more passionate as the session went on. FK was surely on offer, she does it incredibly well, though some may not consider it DFK - but this differentiation between FK and DFK is nonsensical anyway.

Everything from the FK to the OWO to the CG is best described as soft, wet warm and gentle, making the experience an overall GFE which is perfect for me. But, the dessert of the whole experience was me fucking Effy with my fingers and tongue. I only ever genuinely enjoy this if I personally find a lady attractive enough to perform something so intimate. Effy was clean and naturally wet, and with the added bonus that her vocals were like music to my ears, the experience addictively exhilarating - so much that I tired myself out and couldn't finish the session.

I will surely be returning for more.