Review of Paige of *** BEST of BRITISH - UK Sugar Babes ***, London

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Complete shithole. The nearest station is said to be Bayswater but is nearer Royal Oak which is quite a long walk away. I phoned up when I was at Bond St and having seen it was near Bayswater decided to walk. The flat is in a big house which looks almost derelict. Room and bed are very basic.

Fat bird wit big knockers. The website is completely misleading. She is late 30s/early 40s rather than late 20s. Facially she is a plain and tired looking woman rather than the stunner that appears on the websites. Less of an issue is the fact she is Moldovan rather than German. The size of the boobs are not a lie - she is very well endowed but is also carrying a lot of timber - I would guess at least size 16 rater than the advertised 12.

The misrepresentations don't end there - there was no dfk, gfe or owo. I wasn't too fussed about the dfk but owo was something that would have been a deal breaker if I knew beforehand.

My default in London is a 30 min HOD session which rarely goes wrong but decided to sample a "high class" escort. Was a toss up between Paige and Beth of Hamilton Escorts as I also am partial to red heads but given Paige was £100 less, had face pics and I had previously used this agency (and had a wonderful time with a great girl whose pics were 100% accurate), I opted for Paige.

The service was perfunctory. Little to no foreplay though i did cop a good feel and suck of her tits (though she doesn't let you get too stuck in which given that is her selling point and the only reason anyone would visit her defeats the purpose). Somehow she managed to get me hard enough to enable penetration and rode me for a while, I then did her missionary and which is how I finished.

All in all lasted 30 mins and was in no mood to stay any longer so left what was an expensive waste of money. One to avoid.