Review of Vicky & Belle of House of Divine, London

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As previously described

I've more or less copied the following text from my previous reviews of both ladies as nothing has changed.

This is how Vicky is described on her HoD profile: "Very pretty and petite young Spanish student here in London on her studies. Blonde hair gorgeous eyes with a very toned and lithe young body." I couldn't have described her any better. It also says that she's aged 23, dress size 8 and Spanish all of which seems entirely plausible. I need to add for the record that Vicky speaks good English (probably more American than English) and is always immaculately clean all over.

Belle is a 20 something brunette, tall, slim, small breasts, attractive in a girl next door sort of way, fully shaved, relaxed happy demeanour, plenty of body art, reportedly Eastern European but in appearance she can pass for a female character from the tales of Scheherazade.

Having the undivided attention of more than one lady must be every heterosexual bloke's ultimate fantasy. This probably explains why some religions preach that to die in defence of their faith will result in a fast track to paradise and attended on until eternity by a bevy of lovely ladies. The great thing about punting is that punters can get a brief foretaste without the inconvenience of going into battle and dying first.

I haven't had that many 3somes in my punting career and recently decided to try a few more such experiences while I'm still able. As luck would have it, or perhaps the patron saint of punting was once again smiling on me, HoD launched a special 2 girl promotion at unmissable rates. Moreover, following a late roster change, Vicky was on the same shift as Belle.

Even though I wasn't wanting any interactivity between the ladies, I thought it an imperative that both would feel comfortable with each as well as with me. Having seen Vicky and Belle individually more than once, I was confident that this would be the case and I was to be proven right - the atmosphere was relaxed and fun throughout.

In many ways, the ladies couldn't have been more different - Vicky the demure and sweet girlfriend type while Belle was like the sexually confident variety - but everything they did was perfectly synchronised as if choreographed. I just let them take charge and went with the flow and enjoyed all the things I normally enjoy as part of a gfe but the laws of synergy meant that there was much more than double the enjoyment. I recognised early on that 45 minutes was not enough and tried to extend but unfortunately other bookings meant that I was unable to and all good things, as they say, had to come to an end.

HoD's offer is so tempting that I think I will need book another session or two before it runs out.