Review of Carmen of House of Divine, London

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as described in numerous other reviews.

Tall, medium build, medium-large breasts, fully shaved, bottle black hair, wore interesting greasepaint like makeup which made her look almost geisha like with a very pale face and vivid red lipstick, definitely European in ethnicity reportedly Spanish.

Carmen was a completely unknown quantity with no reviews to her name at the time of my visit. I thought I'd go off piste to check her out in case she was a hidden gem that others were deliberately keeping quiet about.

She entered the room very quickly after my arrival which is always goes down well with me. Standing with her back to me while I undressed not making any attempt at conversation, I assumed that she was reserved and didn't speak much English. I engaged her in Spanish, a language I know enough to get by when dealing with anyone who doesn't speak much English, and deliberately mispronounced a word. It wasn't one of the more common words that novices would know but she picked up on it and corrected me demonstrating that she had at least a reasonable command of the language. I was to discover later in the session that she was able to speak at least some English as well.

When I was fully undressed, she motioned for me to lie on the bed and proceeded to give owo going extremely fast right from the start as they do in porn. This had the complete opposite effect to what was intended and I had to ask her several times to slow down using different synonyms in both English and Spanish. The message did eventually get through and she slowed down to almost a standstill. This suited me far better as I lay back enjoying the sensations of the rising sap breaking off every now and then to instigate fk. It felt so good that I declined her offer of a condom and asked for a cim finale in Spanish. This time she understood immediately and gradually increased the tempo keeping me tethering on the brink for several minutes before unleashing an extremely powerful climax.

Once again quod erat demonstrandum the efficacy of punting as the universal panacea.