Review of Scarlett of House of Divine, London

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A couple of minutes walk away from West Kensington station. Quite open down some very narrow stairs to a basement flat off the main road.

Red Head, slim, early 20's

Arrived about 5 minutes early and was let in by the maid - who was polite and offered me a drink. As I walked to the room I saw Scarlett sitting in the lounge not doing anything, maybe waiting I thought and she returned my smile as I walked past.

Left the £70 on the table and got semi undressed, it had now been 10 mins with 5 mins into my session but no Scarlett.

I started to think this may not be the best punt and then in walked Scarlett 6 mins late. She walked past me barely greeting me and went to the table and said "is this for me."

She asked me what I was looking for and I explained a GFE (Kissing/Cuddling) with the standard oral & sex.

Anyway this was far from a GFE. From the get go Scarlett seemed cold and limited. She lacked enthusiasm or any willingness to make any effort. She always tried to keep a distance, laying on the bed hugging from a distance (tried to pull her closer), kissing was far from DFK or FK - limited lip contact. She preferred Oral covered. When making conversation it was limited. She continually used her hands to speed things up and I had to move them away a few times as I hadn't come for a hand job. Sex was nothing special so I won't bore you further.

I thought maybe she must be new so tried to be gentlemen about it, when I asked her she said she was working since September. She should have warmed up by now I thought. Anyway 10 mins left while trying to make conversation I let it slip I would leave her a review and she suddenly seemed attentive. "You like to leave reviews do you?" I said yes.

At this point not being blonde but red must have worked out she may not get a great review, the service mysteriously improved quite a bit for the last 10 mins. It was clear to me that she knew she hadn't been doing much for the bulk of the session and decided to make amends but it was too late. I jumped in the shower and left.

Summary: This was a waste of money and a disappointing punt for me personally hence the negative, probably goes down right at the bottom. Most of the time you can't go wrong with a HOD girl. Had she been an independent it could have been worse. I don't think she is cut out for it or will last long.

Would I go back: No I wouldn't