Review of Jess of Annabellas MK, Milton Keynes

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Easy to get to and discreet(ish)

Jess is a young, EE dark girl, very slim. The site indicated she was returning after a two-year break, and she should have stayed on that break. Without doubt one of the worst sexual encounters of my life.

Jess arrived in the room 5 minutes late, seeming hurried and uninterested. She immediately asked for payment; before handing over cash, I checked with Jess regarding the services she offered stating I liked kissing, cuddling, foreplay, 69 and doggie. She told me all of that was OK. I headed the cash over and she said she had to take it to the maid and would be straight back. She took 5 minutes to return

She then undressed very slowly; taking extra care to spend a long time removing the "troublesome" strap on her high heals. Eventually she lay next to be chewing gum. I went in for a kiss, and she immediately told be no kissing as she had gum. I started to touch her and literally every time she would move in a way that indicated she did not like to be touched, especially her nipples.

She asked me to get undressed, so I obliged and before touching me she got wipes out and cleaned me, I asked for a HJ and she did but only after spending a good few minutes trying to put a condom onto my flaccid old man. Wasn’t long before standing to attention and as soon as this happened she slowed down her HJ and again seemed uninterested. I asked if she fancied climbing on top of me and to my surprise she immediately obliged. As soon as I was about to go inside her, she again seemed uncomfortable and said it was too sore as I was too big for her.

I asked if there was anything wrong, and Jess indicated she was just tired as it had been a long day. I asked if she would be willing to try again and if I could take her slowly from behind. She agreed, yet as soon as the old John Thomas came within microns of entry again it was too big and because she was sore it would not be possible. I laid back onto the bed and asked if Jess could finish me off; out came the wipes and I had a mediocre HJ at best. She said I could assist if needed, so I ended up finishing myself off. More wipes then Jess said she needed the loo, and would be right back, and she disappeared. No kidding it was over 10 minutes before she came back in the room, and she immediately started to tidy up all the wipes wet into a bag, picked up my clothes, handed them top me then processed to get herself dressed again

I asked if that was it then, and she said yes, my time is up, even though there was 15 mins left. To be honest, I was glad to leave. This was a rushed, uneventful, terrible experience. Jess was probably in the room with for at most 25 minutes of the 60 that I paid for, and most of that time she was definitely somewhere else.

I am not a large man, if you know what I mean, I have never had comments before about being too big, in fact mostly the complete opposite :( There are so many other lovely girls at Annabellas; stay clear of this one