Review of Jordan of Peachy Escorts - Simply The Best!, London

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Not far from Bayswater tube. Clean enough.

Jordan's profile is advertised on a number of sites under the name Jesica.

The photographs look tremendous and I had been very keen to see her for a while. In reality, she is older, larger around the waste, not very firm boobs.

When I entered the apartment it started badly when she almost barked at me to remove my shoes, which I do in my home anyway, all she needed to do was to ask pleasantly.

I asked her to wear stockings and she refused. She looks like a hard woman. Not at all the smiley person in the photographs even though it is definitely her.

By now, I was anxious and I couldn't get a hard on. Unbelievably she then said, "this is not my fault". She even had the cheek to say, "don't worry, the next time you come to see me it will be different" - and she made no effort whatsoever to turn me on.

Within 15 minutes, I sheepishly got dressed and left. Even then she talked about me seeing her again. Fat chance of that. £150 for 15 mins plus humiliation. I don't like to give bad reviews because I know this affects earning potential but unfortunately she gave me no choice.