Review of Dollar of House of Divine, London

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HOD 3. Terrible maid. More about her later.

When my alarm at work rang to remind me to hurry up & pack up for my meeting with Dollar I was shaking like a leaf. Her profile photos are tremendous and she has had some great reviews from posters I respect like modelfucker

When Dollar entered the room five minutes after the scheduled start time and said “we haven’t got long” I knew then I had wasted my money. For sure she is easy on the eye but those luscious lips were only willing to peck mine, which was a bit of a relief cos I could detect that she had eaten something spicy and it had repeated on her.
Dollar was clearly in a foul mood. There was no sparkle in her eyes and she never smiled once. I was denied a blow job, covered or uncovered and when licking her pussy she asked me not to put my tongue inside. Dollar sat on my cock but because her pussy was dry, and not to do with my medium size, we had to switch positions almost instantly. I did enjoy taking her from behind and looking at her bum hole as i moved in and of her, and concede the fucking was okay. She has a great body but when I touched her tits she moved my hand away. After a couple dozen strokes she told me I had to hurry up and cum. We switched positions again and now shewas wanking my cock and telling me hurry up and cum. The silly girl didn’t think to point the thing at my tummy. Oh lordy, the disgust on her sour face when it was shot at in a way that Mark Rockwell would have been proud of. She let go of my cock immediately and began cleaning herself. It was worth having my orgasm ruined to piss her off in this way.
Dollar left with five minutes remaining and said she wouldn’t have chance to say goodbye because she had another customer waiting. Such are the cramped conditions of HOD 3 that she was in front of the door as I was leaving. We exchanged pleasantries and promised to see each other soon. Yeah right, like I am gonna get fooled again, not by Dollar anyway.
I know I am only one punter and don’t carry a lot of weight given as I punt on average every 40 days or so but I will be boycotting HOD 3 for as long as it remains in its current location. As I have already said it is cramped and perhaps this has turned the maid into a mardy hag but this is the second time in succession that I have left the room to see the front open for me to make my exit as well as being denied to opportunity to use the bathroom before leaving.