Review of Patsy of Olina Oriental Escorts, London

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Block near Queensway. Some parking spaces near the entrance. Elevator. A clean, tidy flat with well-stocked bathroom next to the bedroom.

Fairly tall at approx. 5'5" for a Thai lady. Slender, make that skinny, with small boobs. Smaller and skinnier than anticipated from the photos, which don't offer a strong likeness. Dark hair, smiling and cheerful, even playful, demeanour. Some tattoos, if memory serves.

Arranged by sms, the first two ladies I enquired after were both busy at the requested time. I opted for Patsy because I thought in her photos she had an admittedly small but noticeable resemblance to Ashley Adams (pornstar). Looking again post-game, I wonder what I was smoking, and in any event, the photos don't much match the person, so no Ashley-fantasy. For one thing, Patsy is not the least bit curvy, but rather slender with boyish hips. Her tits are small, but her hospitality and cheerfulness are, as so often with Thai escorts, spot-on.

Patsy welcomed me wearing some kind of black dress over a bra and thong, with high heels. She insisted I sit down upon arrival and thrust a choice of three cold drinks at me. I opted for the good old H20. Then I handed over the present, and immediately felt buyer's remorse, but by then it was too late, so, I decided to make the best of it.

Now some positives. Patsy is very friendly, she gave my shoulders a rub which helped me relax, and helped towel me off after I'd showered (both times). She was enthusiastic in bed, kissing and performing both owo and rim, and receiving oral in return. She mixed things up when in the cowgirl, bouncing, grinding, thrusting, planting her feet, urging me to fuck from below, and I was inspired and gave her all I'd got, flipping her over on her back and powering into her before switching to doggy for the finish line. She offered a massage but I declined, sensing she would be too vigorous for my taste. I chose to wash up and clear out.

She giggled and made other, more disapproving noises, when I performed lover's foreplay (kissing her body, licking it, etc), and actively wiped off her body with wetwipes even whilst we were still at it, and wiping every spot where I'd kissed or licked; wiping me too, thrusting the wetwipe into my mouth to get my tongue. I have to say she did all this stuff without losing her cheerful, soft demeanour, so kudos for not ruining the mood with sulks or snappy criticisms, the kind you'd get from stroppy europeans. All the same, it does make one feel kinda grodey.

Sex was pretty good, vocal performance was good, and the mood was playful and warm. I wouldn't go back because she is too skinny for my taste.

If you like Thai escorts, tallish and slim, enthusiastic for sex (not anal) and friendly/gfe-like, then you can safely book Patsy.