Review of Ophelia of House of Divine, London

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The usual place in Pimlico. Hot shower faucet is broken, nearly taken a cold shower, was quite awkward and hence why I couldn’t take a shower in the end. They should fix it, a man got to take shower before he penetrates another human being.

Ophelia had a similar figure to Elizabeth from HOD just slimmer and smaller youthful breasts. Hair like in the pictures but her facial features were surprising to me. She is pretty tho, small lips with a porcelain skin like in the photos.
She was 10 minutes late finishing off an FFM with Elle but somehow they cut my time short instead for the next booking so that felt more of a quickie or a car park hand job in terms of duration.
Conversationally, she is witty, funny and open enough to be comfortable and have a laugh with.
Pictures are misleading because she has a lot of tattoos covering both her arms; again didn’t bother me much but it’s worth noting

Just over 4 months since HOD temporarily closed down, There was few English girls that I was interested in seeing namely Ophelia and Elle. They happened to be on the same day and it’s the second time I see Elle on the side and wish I banged her instead - she looked hot with her heels and light makeup.

Anyways, Ophelia comes in 10 minutes late, we start kissing,

Fk was actually fantastic, hootsie style, DT there was some effort, cg was ok but I loved how warm her body is tbh, so much heat. Moved to doggy and before I even thrusted she was suggesting to be careful so I felt like something was off, I fingered her all the way inside starting with massaging her beef curtains and when I went in I felt a thick pad, but I didn’t comment. I thrust to her near the edge of the bed and I could already tell she is worried about something here, slowly bring her down to a Sphinx position and I was loving it, she was getting really sweaty and hot, my plan was to cum on her body from behind but she was so warm I didn’t want to exit just yet and I kiss her passionately till I came in the bag. Just as I was existing I see Blood :]) I go quite, she goes quite, apologises goes for a quick shower and comes back to kiss me before her next client. I am pretty sure she was on her period and decided to work a full shift hoping a pad or whatever they use hidden inside would do the trick. I am chilled, I can understand if it’s a genuine mistake but it was obvious she knew and you probably shouldn’t work on your period hun. A lot of reasons why you shouldn’t.


She is cool, there was just few things that are starting to annoy me about brothels, appointment crossovers, 30 minutes are more like quickies since you don’t really get a full 30 minutes, shower faucet wasn’t working properly so I nearly had to take a cold shower but they said someone is fixing it tomorrow. Also, evening appointments are busiest, so 30 minutes advisable early in the day when it’s quieter.

I never experienced that before tho, so I genuinely don’t know what to think except that I definitely do not want to pay to see someone’s blood, and it certainly made her catious which affects the whole mood and experience.