Review of Roxy of MKE Finest, Milton Keynes

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Flat above shops in Bletchley, easy parking nearby at the time of visit. Bathroom looking tired and shower attachment is hand held, surely this could be fixed to the wall for better use, towels a bit thin and small to dry off properly. However rooms are always nicely presented & furnished, beds in good condition, mattresses not worn out.

Her age is probably as advertised or very close to it anyway. He photos are a accurate representation of her in the flesh, not too much photo shop trickery. She is very tiny, will small tits and a very small frame, advertised as 5ft1, I’d personally say more 5ft or less, she is very tiny, almost doll like IMHO.

The agency posted on twitter a late addition, I was planning to arrange to visit another girl, but her twitter photo won me over.

She arrived to the bedroom in white bra (too big for her) and matching panties, nothing overly sexy, again very plain and simple.

I would say she hasn’t been doing the job for too long as this showed in the overall experience, although her profile said FK, she only really gave a light peck on the lips, very disappointing when you make a booking based on your minimum expectations.

She doesn’t have a great command of English, just enough to get by, she asks are you ok, almost every few minutes, not that she means it, but knows it’s a phrase she should be saying, but doesn’t realise she over uses it!

After about 2 mins of standing lightly stroking my back, whilst I probe to see how she kisses, she laid a fresh towel done and said shall I take my clothes off!!! which I said yes, then she said did I want a massage, I declined as she is so small I don’t think she would have the strength to provide a decent massage.

I asked for a BJ, she then proceeded with OWO, at least something was correct with her profile offering, but that’s as best as it got. It was very weak, in fact I’d say the least pleasurable BJ, I’ve ever had, but I’d say this is all down to her age & experience. I’m sure she’ll improve in time.

She then said do you want sex, I said ok, she then got about a dozen condoms out and was almost looking for the most suitable size match, very off putting, anyway she put one on me & got on top, cow girl & for about 10 minutes ride me and kept asking if I was ok, then changed to doggy and mish, then tried standing but she wasn’t so keen, she was easy to carry around, in the end I just couldn’t pop my load as there was no emotional connection and felt robotic, so ended the session 15 mins early, had a shower and got dressed, she kept apologising (which was sweet).

Would I see her again, maybe in a year or so down the line after she has gained some experience.

Should you visit her, yes, but only if you accept she is not going to provide your full GFE, you may desire, but more of a learning experience in not expecting too much, she is a lovely sweet, delicate & attractive girl and maybe I had to high expectations, so partly my fault as well.

Just be gentle with her & don’t expect too much right now, she hopefully will eventually duo with some of the experienced girls & can learn a lot of how to be with punters etc…