Review of Olbia of Admiral Escorts, London

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Pretty easy access to the building, however a little difficult to find the room as it's a number and a letter which meant the room ended up being in a different corridor to the other numbered apartments. Wasn't ideal as you end up walking up and down hallways looking at doors, thankfully no one was around to ask me what I was doing.

Mistress Midori/Olbia who goes by two names looks somewhat similar to her photos. They are highly edited but they are of her, possibly a few years ago.

Height is accurate at 5 foot 4 inches, her bust wasn't as big as the photos and unfortunately her ass wasn't as shapely as the photos indicate either. However, she is still attractive and a good view.

Honestly not too sure where to start. I asked Mistress Olbia to wear the outfit in her photos on the website as she has a large range to choose from in her description. Unfortunately this wasn't followed and instead she wore a rather basic black dress. This was the first of many inconsistencies between her service and what is detailed on her listing.

Upon being greeted she was all smiles and friendly and made me feel at ease which is always nice to experience when visiting a mistress.
Shortly after the cash was taken the attitude changed, but not in the domination way you'd like, instead the smiles dropped and she was on her phone whilst asking me what I wanted. I presented her with a list of likes/dislikes which we read through and gave me a brief "okay" before getting some equipment out of her draws.

This is where I was let down. Olbia has little to no equipment or toys which is a huge shame considering the extensive list she states on the website. One of the things I asked was her to tie me up or handcuff me as it makes the experience better - unbelievable for a mistress, but she doesn't have anything like this. No ropes, no ties, no handcuffs, nothing.

The session started with her slapping my balls and cock and telling me I've been bad, she did do a good job of this for the entire experience and was a huge positive. She also would spit extensively in my mouth which tasted of the strawberry chewing gum she was chewing. She spent some time sat on my face whilst slapping and whipping my balls which too was an experience.

The occasional splash of candle wax didn't really do anything due to it only being a small candle, however, she did try her best to pour the wax on me.

This is where the session took a further turn for the worst. At the start of the session I stated I wanted to her to use a strap on, however, yet again she did not have a strap on and stated she only had a single dildo. As frustrating as this was, I agreed to her just using the dildo on me, however she only had a single dildo which was comically huge and not beginner to intermediate friendly. We gave it a shot but it was too big to go inside as she didn't spend any time trying to make me relax or ease its way in, instead with brute force she was ramming this thing into my asshole and not listening to my words about taking it slower and easing in. Sadly we left this as it wasn't going to happen.

At this point Mistress Olbia then gave me a handjob to completion whilst she browsed her phone. Once I came she handed me a tissue and continued to type away on her phone. I tried to chat to her a few times in-between my first pop and second as you usually do and she gave blunt 1-word answers as she continued to type away on her phone. I tried asking her about her home country of Romania but she had no interest in talking as she laughed at the messages she was receiving.

After 5 minutes, we tried round two which consisted of her just giving a handjob without any of the domination perks that were happening earlier in the punt. I asked about a few other services that she lists on the website but none of these were given such as spanking, tie and tease, caning, flogging etc. She continued to give me a handjob as she swiped through her phone which made me feel like a complete idiot for handing over the cash as the service and attitude was incredibly poor. As her attitude made it difficult to enjoy the remaining 35 minutes of the punt, I decided to call it quits, had a shower and left. Huge shame as there was a lot of time left on the clock but she just had zero interest once the money was in her hand.

Personally I won't be going back and it's made me think twice about seeing another mistress due to the higher price that's required when the service may not be guaranteed.