Review of Bianca of House of Divine, London

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House of divine's flat bear Victoria station

Slim British girl, hair dyed amber red. Her faces looks better in the pics, almost flat chested,didn't get a good look of her bum, ppealing if you're into that body type

I've been a long time punter at HoD, but this is the first time I've been pushed into writing a review and not for the right reasons. This was without a doubt the worst session I had at HoD. I arrived maybe a minute early, went up to the first floor flat, and shuffled into the room, the girl looked surprisingly unlike the her pic, her face less attractive and she was thinner than expected, but hot girl in lingerie is a hot girl, so I give her the £90 for 30 mins, and she asks if I want a shower, I decline as I had just showered, and she seems disappointed. Then I was asked if I want kissing or owo, and then was told that she doesn't like doing it, I'm usually fine with this, if a girl doesn't want to do something, I let it go, but she said I can do it if I'm "desperate" for £10 and £20 respectively, I decline at first, but I'm not sure if there is some communication issue or she pretends not to hear me, but she asks again, I choose to part with £10, hoping at least some DFK, nope. Just normal ass smooch for barely a minute. Throughout she's weirdly fidgety, and nervous, I ask her if everything is alright, and she goes, "yeah, just been a long couple of days, have a headache". Anyways, after maybe a minute of mediocre snogging, she puts on the condom and starts sucking, now credit where it's due, she was pretty good at this and I got hard, I haven't touched her at all at this point, and I ask her if she wants to 69 (hoping it would get her in a better mood), she said she doesn't me to lick her or put any fingers in which again, is fine, I'm not here to force myself on someone, but then she stops sucking and spends a minute explaining how I can't bite her, I can't lick her, I can't play with her butthole, I can't touch her hair, I can't touch her head while she's giving head, I can't do this or that, I can lightly spank her but not hard, and if there is anything I'm not "allowed" to do, she'll let me know. Again, I haven't even touched her except barely running circles with my fingers on her back, my penis is completely limp by the end of her rant and my mood is ruined. I still press on, getting myself hard and fucking her in missionary, and I come in the bag. She throws some wet wipes at me and tells me to clean myself up. She asks me to get ready, I ask her if she wants me to get ready now(it is 14 mins since the session started), and she has the audacity to say "yeah, you don't have much time left", so I start putting on my clothes, I'm in and out in less than 20 mins, at the end, she actually tells me that she hopes to she me back.

Now, I'm sympathetic to someone's suffering as I myself sometimes suffer from migraines, but the blatant unprofessionalism of not cancelling the appointment if you're unwell and charging me £100 for a mediocre 15 mins is insane to me. Soho walk-ups provide better value, and her constant interruption and her attitude in the way she listed her boundaries (which I respect, but none of which I've come close to breaking) just genuinely felt rude.

Definitely my worst experience at HoD by a mile, and probably one of my worst sexual experiences ever.